Woman 'sandwiched between two fatassed beefcake people' on flight s is rebuffed

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[–]Drcolossus 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Never get into a farting contest with a fat. They will always win.

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It's about asserting your dominance. Maintain eye contact. Fart so they know you hate them. Don't blink. Fart hard until you shit yourself just a little bit and make sure they know it happened.