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[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The kind of crime where you can guess the race immediately.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Who among us hasn't been tempted to sautee Mr. Whiskers in a butter and sherry reduction and serve him with a nice mushroom risotto and a glass of wine or three?

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yummy

[–]DrPVM 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I was going to make an inappropriate racist comment saying he's bound to be Chinese.

But then I see he's still from that neck of the woods, so that's close enough for me. They'll eat anything won't they, those slitty eyed fuckers.