Completely Incompatible As A Food Source

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[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

It's strange how so many replies bring up shell fish when it was never brought up in the first place.

I take all my dietary advice from Rob Schneider

You pretend to take your advice from the World Economic Forum. You suck the throbbing thorax of a locust sensually before sadistically blighting it in half, the eggs of the mother, exploding across your tongue, it's rancid flavor causing your to salivate excessively, as you snuff out it's life. the slime warms you, as it's mass slides down your throat. Like a freak, you mash the remnants of it's body against your teeth with your fingers, crushing it's exoskeleton, smearing it across your lips. You eat the bugs, you live for the bugs. You are an insect.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fuck that's hot dude. It's like if Kafka wrote for Hustler. Impressive!

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I do possess a particular literary skill set. Yes. Though I still must caution you against ingesting bugs. And never go full vegan.