Santa Says

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Except for Santa. Santa's getting a Natty Ice.

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When did you run into Jason?

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Also, I'm a little afraid to see the video(s) of me drunk dancing last night.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No joke.

Not sure if I was ever that big. Biggest up to March, and since then I've lost about 40 or 60 pounds. I have no clue what I was or what I am now. I know where I'd like to get back to.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I believe it was Dance Your Ass Off in Montreal.

[–]forscher 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

No shit, captain obvious.

Are you the "golden generation" ? I mean like fifty and above ?

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'll never tell but the man in the picture bears some resemblance to me.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Honesty. I like it. We are leveling here. Both.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Honesty?! I have only a slight bulge whereas Santa, in the pic, is way over the line and I do not have long hair. Last time I saw Jason, he was rail thin.

[–]forscher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cancer... No . This ain't possible. His plans say otherwise.

He is always full of "service" you know ?

Maybe pancreatic... hmmm...