Nifty things that i learned while praying with muslims.

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one of the trivia issues about islam is that everybody thinks they pray five times per day, but this is only part of the story...

they do, in fact, they claim to outsiders that they pray five times per day...

but after i had been going to these prayers for a few weeks, they started coming and asking me if i pray the midnight prayer...

midnight prayer? uh, the what, i asked...

the midnight prayer, do you pray the midnight prayer, they asked me again.. you dont want to go to hellfire, do you?

omg.

the majority of the muslim world prays six times per day, when counting the midnight prayer.

fyi, i never did pray the midnight prayer, so obviously i am going to drink buckets of boiling lava for eternity.

oh shit.