1) always wear high water pants where the pants cuff hangs above your ankles.. if you should die while wearing pants that have a cuff that hangs below your ankles, YOU WILL NOT EVEN GET TO BE JUDGED, BUT INSTEAD YOUR DUMB ASS WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND YOU WILL DRINK BUCKETS OF BOILING LAVA FOR ETERNITY AND MAYBE LONGER.

2) when entering a restroom, always enter with your left foot first.. when exiting a restroom, always exit with your right foot first.

3) NO TALKING IN THE RESTROOM. angels follow us muslims around 24x7 recording our every spoken word, and if we should speak in the restroom the angels will need to enter the dirty restroom to figure out what we are saying.

4) when islam controls an area, no muslim will ever be charged or convicted or jailed for killing a nonmuslim.

5) when walking down a sidewalk, never yield(move over) to allow a non-muslim to pass easily.

ALLAHUAKBAR.