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[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At least it's consistent.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

The Alabama Supreme Court should also rule that all male masturbation ejaculations are children in search of an egg, hence illegal. Let's call the Alabama Supreme Court by its proper title - the Alabama Taliban.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ejaculating is mass murder. It probably kills 100 million innocent children!

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It'd be good to outlaw masturbation or sex that's not part of a marriage and for pregnancy. It's hard to enforce that. With abortion or getting IVF you need to go to a doctor and we can make it so the doctor fears losing his license if he illegally does it.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Uh huh. Christofascist much?

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Christo yes

Fascism is same as socialism