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[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I am planning to run for public office, and I plan to use mail-in ballots to guarantee my win.

I will submit 150 million mail in ballots.

El Presidente Comandante 2024

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

El Presidente Comandante,

I am going to vote for you!

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

and me too, El Supremo Presidente your Holiness, I am for sure going to vote for you because my whole family loves you and we love to sit on your lap since we were younger.

VOTE FOR EL SUPREMO MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE PRESIDENTE 2024

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

HEY DONT FORGET ME YOUR HOLINESS, I VOTE ALSO FOR YOU, TWO HUNDRED TIMES, MAIL IN BALLOTS.

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

OMG, I JUST REMEMBER THAT MY COUSIN LARRY IS AN EXECUTIVE WITH THE TRUCKING UNION AND HE CAN TELL ALL FIVE MILLION TRUCKERS TO VOTE TWENTY BALLOTS EACH FOR EL PRESIDENTE MOST HOLINESS PRESIDENTE.

PRISON FOR HUNTER BIDEN FOR SMOKE CRACK IN WHITEHOUSE.

ALL VOTING VIA MAIL IN BALLOTS.