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"How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?" "Four." "And if the Party says that it is not four but five - then how many?" "Four." After a bit of torture. "How many fingers, Winston?" "Four." The needle went up to sixty. "How many fingers, Winston?" "Four! Four! What else can I say? Four!" Loads more torture. "How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?" "I don't know. I don't know. You will kill me if you do that again. Four, five, six - in all honesty, I don't know." "Better"