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[–]wristaction 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Politifact - I shit you not - defended the "armed" lie by reasoning you know, if you have a lot of keys on your keychain, that could be a weapon.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And my mother could kill a man with just a look

[–]SubliminalCriminal 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

in the end days, fools will talk themselves to death, and they will hate their enemies for listening to their crap words.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if you have a lot of keys on your keychain, that could be a weapon.

There's also a chain on your keychain.

Practically nunchaku.