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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i am going to start putting ribbons in my hair so that i can take a nice bowel movment in the ladies restroom.

  • Use long ribbons.
  • Wear short shorts.
  • Make sure the ribbons are long enough that they can easily be seen hanging from the inside leg-openings of your shorts.