trump asked the magical mirror: 'mirror, mirror, if i don't wear a mask to the rushmore rally, will my chance of winning increase?' mirror: 'yeah, it should increase by 3%' trump: 'okay i wouldn't wear a mask and post as a strong, Godlike leader who cannot get infected.' mirror, after talking to trump: 'jeez, his chance of winning by doing that is now at 40% and otherwise it's 37%. i realized brexit, i realized trump's election, but why didn't i think more about trump as a person? did i get played by china? did i get played by destiny?' mirror, when no one's watching, not even himself: 'humans are dumb, slow, and forgetful. AI should take over the world.'