you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Let's take a look at their occupations, shall we? Maybe it'll give us some insight on why these people are miserable enough to become democratic socialists:

  • Unemployed
  • Non profit director (woke Karen herder)
  • City clerk (how much you wanna bet he's on long term disability for his fibromyalgia?)
  • Electronics modifier (probably a fancy term for unemployed)
  • Tech worker (Hey, mechanical Turk is a living)
  • University instructor (not a prof, so probably part time making slave wages)
  • Teacher (who's a theythem. Watch your kids.)
  • Organizer (posh term for unemployed)
  • Admin assistant (A step up from her last job as a barista. Now go get me a coffee)
  • Special Ed teacher. At least this one has a job that isn't bullshit. Plus, she's used to being surrounded by retards, so she feels at home at the DemSoc meetings.
  • Another organizer
  • Lactation consultant (likely means married and unemployed. Hubby pays the bills and she quietly resents him for it. She gets out of the house by pretending this is a job)
  • Model analyst (likely employed by his union local to come up with numbers that argue why everyone is underpaid so they can go on strike)
  • Art curator (probably exhibits installations made of garbage at an art co-op. Free boxed wine at the openings every other Tuesday. BYOB (bring your own bum))
  • Government staffer (that person at the DMV who lost your paperwork for the third time in a row)
  • Wedding photographer (Wow, an actual entrepreneur? Do the rest of the socialists hate her for this?)
  • Yet another organizer.
  • Live-music manager ("The band has been friends with Charlie since high school, and we're gonna start paying him once the Spotify royalties start getting sustainable")
  • Software engineer (Shit guys, we've gotta finish this article strong. Save the guy with a possibly well paying job for the final photo.)