Muskie & Mrs (bepis!)

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[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Lucky wife....... she gets to hold your hand (without my permission). Ooohhhh... That makes me SO angry!

Also, what happened to your hand?

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

what happened to your hand?

That's the grip of an entered apprentice.

He's not doing it quite right.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Once someone taught me what to look from the other person when shaking hands, it opened my eyes. I'm not a Mason, so I present a normal handshake, but it's interesting when it happens to me. I know there are certain things that are said, oblivious to non-members, that let another member know, and also certain jewelry and apparel, but I wonder what has changed with people not shaking hands much anymore.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Gizmo attached himself to my hand rather violently yesterday.

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sucks man.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

We can see your bepis!

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

oi you race mixing bastard, why is she drinking pepsi?

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Race mixing? Because she's Germanic ancestry and I'm Slavic?

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

If she is germanic I'm a biscuit tin.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Then you're a biscuit tin.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

More useful than a woman who drinks pepsi.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hahahahaaa, no way there buddy. You don't compare.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pepsi has no sugar. It has sweeteners which nuke your fertility. Therefore a biscuit tin has more worth than an infertile woman, because I like biscuits, but I don't like women who are overweight buying sugar free garbage.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't presume to judge your betters, it is unseemly.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No wedding ring and no tan line where the ring should be. ?????

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We don't wear rings.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No wedding ring and no tan line where the ring should be. ?????

They have rings where there aren't tans.