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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

That is very sweet of you. It's the little acts of kindness in a relationship that matter most. We often cook together and look forward to experimenting with different cuisine.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

Thanks man, she's mad I kicked her accidentally in bed. And I don't remember any of this, but apparently she said something about it, and I called her a 'dumb bitch.'

. forgiveness food ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

You kicked your own wife and then called her dumb bitch?

Damn, that's very not nice of you, I personally would not forgive something like that. Do you secretly resent her or what?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Kicked her in bed, asleep, while tossing and turning. Didn't mean to kick her. Not sure why I called her a dumb bitch, more sleep drunken fuckery.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn! That makes me so jealous! (of the wife). She gets to sleep in the same bed as AmericanMuskrat! Lucky woman!!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I should try this when I get in trouble for farting in my sleep

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A good Dutch Oven > Dog House. ✊🏿

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And you should cut your toenails.