Your mom is gonna be late getting home from the airport.

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[–]IMissPorn 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

The funniest part to me is that anyone still associates ticking or vibrating packages with bombs. Does TSA use Looney Tunes as their main source of information?

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But at least they'll never miss the bombs with the lit fuses!

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Who would want to blow up jersey? It's already a pile of smoldering rubble.

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Always take the batteries out of your toys before you fly.

[–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, at least they can have the robot take it out to the runway to blow it up, easy peasy.

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, do bombs vibrate before they go off?