Massive explosion kills 18,000 cows as 'animals' farts ignite' in huge blast

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[–]EvilDed[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Nonsense, your Slavic diet heavy in cabbage and gruel is a recipe for explosive rectal emissions. Do not tell me you haven't caused a few Chernobyl's of your own, my friend! 💥💨

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Am Baltic tho.

But yes, I fart like nuclear bomb.

[–]EvilDed[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can you cook 2 minute rice in 2 seconds with that fart?

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ONE NANOSECOND, COMRADE.