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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Might as well house the men and women together at this point.

Seems wrong to deprive a person of intimate companionship for years, if not decades. The kind of thing that just fosters "prison gays." Not that jail should be a fun filled hedonistic orgy, but monthly conjugal visits seem reasonable. It would also be another way to keep prisoners in line. Who is going to act out if it means they can't fuck.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Like overfeeding them so they're fat and happy?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That makes me feel bad about Gizmo, although he did lose a lb, and I asked the vet, said he wasn't fat.

I actually have a different plan for prisoner's food. It's one of the few places that we can have a totally controlled study of diet. I think voluntary food studies should be conducted. It would mean opting out of the cantina but generally better food overall.

And perhaps the conjugal visits could be a voluntary eugenics experiment.

I know, probably offend some people I want to give such good treatment to criminals, and others that I want to experiment on prisoners. But I think it benefits everyone over all.

[–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Don't want to be without sex? Don't be a felon.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

All animals deserve humane treatment, and how we care for them says a lot about our own character.

[–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

My animals come from the supermarket LOL

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Mine too, but wouldn't you rather eat a chicken or a cow that had a somewhat decent life?

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I literally don't care

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How much action does Gismo see?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, none, he was fixed.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The women.