‘Gorilla Glue girl’ Tessica Brown gets her hair unstuck after surgery

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[–]solarsavior 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Too bad they couldn’t get her head unstuck from her rectum.

[–]Iswearbymyfloralhat 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Thank goodness, that was keeping me up at night.

[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"We now return to our usual programing."

Tessica Brown, the Louisiana woman who went viral after smearing Gorilla Glue on her hair to style it, has finally gotten the incredibly sticky stuff out through surgery.

Footage posted by TMZ shows Brown in tears, running her fingers through her hair for the first time in more than a month after emerging from the four-hour procedure.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

that doctor has an unusually large cranium, all things considered.

I wonder if dear Tessica saw 'gorilla' and subconsciously self-identified?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Step 1) search for the composition is gorilla glue
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Solved.
SOLVENTS!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Step 4, billing. That'll be $12,500.