Texas OFFICIALLY Starts Vote To SECEDE From US! An Absolute...

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[–]369 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I always thought it was hilarious that a state isn't allowed to secede...
It's like having a crazy and codependent ex.

[–]LittleLoser 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

appoint trump as governer/president of texas and say fk off to DC.

texas has its own oil, it has a ocean port, and we have plenty of farm land.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What Texas doesn't have is weather that would allow humans to live there.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It would be great if Texas succeeded.

Then we could flee to Texas when the great reset SHTF, and the border wall wouldn't be keeping us in.

Keep in mind; Texas succeeded from Mexico, because Mexico abolished slavery.

They tried to go independent, but ultimately joined the US slavers, when the succession wasn't going well.

Juneteenth is a holiday thingy, cause Texas was the last slaver holdout.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Secession is taking part of my country away from me without asking. That is why it is illegal.

[–]bobbobbybob 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

dems: steal a whole country

also dems:

don't steal it back

[–]369 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But you're my boyfriend! No one else can have you!

Cast in point.

[–]Preachy_Jerk 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol very constitutional argument there, you psychopath.