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[–]beermeem 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

So I can just show up in Israel and say I'm jewish? Why doesn't everyone do this? Do I need a Rabbi to vouch for me?

The Rabbi of Detroit took my virginity. (She actually did).

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they'd do a dna test on you, not even joking

[–]Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you're not a Zionist?

[–]DffrntDrmmr 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Rabbi of Detroit took my virginity. (She actually did).

You lost your virginity to a rabbi? Were you an adult and was it consensual?