Sloppy seconds

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[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

He skeeted on the computer?... I get it, it's where porn comes from, but you don't give the computer the facial.

[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Confucius say: Never use computer at friends house if it has sticky mouse

[–]DesertOfMirrors 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

In the heat of the moment it might be hard to remember…

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe a helpful plastic sheet he could lay down before he gets into the business? He could set up a playlist of all the foot fetish material I assume he's into, then cover the keyboard in case of explosive release?...

... You know what? Forget I said anything. I don't think I want to try and solve this problem. He should figure it out on his own. -.-