Bears are basically just big dogs

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (19 children)

That bear looks confused.

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    [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (17 children)

    That bear probably has no claws and he probably has no teeth.

    It's a mutilated transbear. They also removed it's penis.

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      [–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

      Have you no compassion for the plight of the ursidae?

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        [–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

        Ursidae.. who cries out to you in the night??

        Probably campers.

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          [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

          Where I grew up we had bears that would come up on the back porch.

          I think you mean bear culture.

          30 ought 6 rifle

          You mean .30-06

          we used to put straight slugs in the 14 shotgun you don't want to get hit with that

          In your what? 14 gage?

          A 14 gage should be smaller than 12 gage, but I've never heard of such a gage.

          10 gage maybe, but that ammo isn't common.

          You aren't making sense. Probably from all of the bear culture on your porch.

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            [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

            That's a female bear.
            A lesbear.

            [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

            How can you tell?

            [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

            It's a fierce and wild creature. Yet it is calm. Subdued. Confused.

            Notice how it gently cups the rump of that dangerous beast. Hoping it won't notice.

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              [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

              Sometimes animals can sense when you have a kind spirit.

              You might be right. That lesbear probably has a kind spirit.

              [–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

              They can often sense when you have a tasty hand too. There are a number of 'hand through bars' videos that don't turn out so well for the protagonist.

              [–]Macrode2D 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

              Hahaha. That's dangerous...

              [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

              True.

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                [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                Paywalled, those cunts.

                [–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                Meanwhile

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stMvGabuExc

                [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                I heard about that. Baldur's Gate 3 lol.