Setting the barr

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[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Madonna's plastic surgeon just keeps stretching her forehead up to pull the skin taut and remove the wrinkles. Working smart, not hard!

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Problem is, she's going to run out skin to keep doing that with.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Remember when she made that video in a bathtub full of milk and rose petals from her mansion on the moon telling us how COVID kills everyone equally while her live in chef was preparing her quail egg omelets for dinner, to be enjoyed in her theater room?

If you told me she had a room where she keeps spare skin in case of emergencies, I think I'd just nod.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If you told me she had a room where she keeps spare skin in case of emergencies, I think I'd just nod.

Nah, she totally doesn't have a skin room in her mansion. And I'm saying that because it's the truth, not because I'm afraid of ending up in the skin room myself.