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[–]emanresu 15 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 6 fun -  (13 children)

ITT: all the resident shills defending each other. You fags should at least pretend not to be all on the same team.

[–]RightousBob 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (9 children)

When you are a pathetic, bush league amateur like Sux and Co. you need all the help and sympathy you can get.

[–]bobbobbybob 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

"bob" should be a protected username

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

"bob" should be a protected username

Are bobs territorial?

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I just tried to lay claim to the entire 'bob' realm with my many bobs. Now other people using 'bob' trigger an inherent link to my presence.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You both need to start an insult dualing.

Find out who's the one true bob.

I suppose you're the tribob, and righteousBob is a monobob.

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

sabers at dawn. I prefer bob3, btw

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Do you want to know what /u/RighteousBob said about you (according to the rumor I just made up)?

He said:

bob-cubed is so fat that the layers of folds have covered up the mangled and defiled remains of his managina.
These folds have created a deep, multilayered pocket that Bobcube's boyfriend enjoys poking with his penile implant.

Of course, I'm paraphrasing his statement.
I can't remember exactly how he said it.

Yep. He was pretty upset.
I told him the rumor that you said:

/u/RighteousBob stuffs his trousers with the enormous taxidermied penis from some inconceivablly endowed African transwoman

I somehow doubt that has anything to do with his mood.

I can't recall where I heard all of this.

Anyway, /u/RighteousBob said he has decades of experience with saber dueling, and that he's equally handy with a revolver.

[–]Pononimus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you dare and have the guts look under the chin folds where a new civilization has formed and grown. They'll be flying off into space any day now. ;)

[–]Akali 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Ah yes, guilty of being neutral. What a power move! I'd drink to celebrate it, but I've already quench my thirst from your tears.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/JasonTheNigger avoid this akali abuser in your team at all costs!

[–]FediNetizen 10 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 10 fun -  (29 children)

"Shill" being someone that doesn't agree with my right wing schizo politics.

[–]FediNetizen 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (26 children)

"COVID-19 is fake. They're stating COVID as the cause of death when they died of something else. You can tell because total death counts are the same as before."

"No, the count isn't the same. Here's the CDC webpage charting total deaths, and it shows they have risen significantly"

"Those numbers are fake"

"The CDC's numbers are fake?"

"Yes."

"OK, where were you getting your numbers from?"

"I can't point to any alternate source for numbers and I don't actually even know how the CDC collects them. But those numbers conflict with what Gateway Pundit told me, so I know they're fake."

"That doesn't sound rational at all"

"Exactly what a shill would say"

[–]Valhalla 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (24 children)

You’re so stupid and it’s so funny because you think you’re smart. Maybe go get another vaccine and put on another mask faggot.

[–]FediNetizen 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (23 children)

Aww, another triggered right-wing smoothbrain? I can only guess whose alt you are. Pretty shameful that you have to make another account to say what you really want, huh?

[–]logicalfallacy 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (13 children)

You people are communists and you're too stupid to realize. It's a good thing there's a heavily engrained culture of killing commies in the U.S. Don't go anywhere!

[–]JasonCarswell 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

It's not about left vs right.

Extremist corrupt capitalism and extremist corrupt socialism (communism) are merging into globalist totalitarianism - world wide.

This scamdemic and Great Reset are welding them together, permanently, into a boot stamping on a human face, forever.

[–]RightousBob 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Totalitarian Socialism is what the PTB are aiming for. I second your first comment, there is no right vs left, they are two sides of the same coin.

[–]JasonCarswell 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I would go farther than just "Totalitarian Socialism".

They don't want socialism or capitalism in normal moderate measures, or however you want to define them.

We all know there's a huge difference between a mom & pop capitalist enterprise and exploitative Walmart-like enterprises dependent upon communist Chinese slave-made goods and American externalities (pollution, subsidies, food stamps, bailouts, etc.) for debt-slaves.

The extremist capitalism we've endured in the West has intentionally not had pejorative labels (ie. communism for extremist socialism) beyond bland words like corporatism or consumerism - or even the more specific disaster capitalism and surveillance capitalism.

IMO, the ruling class aims for a Globalist Zionist Totalitarianist Communist Corporatocracy.

[–]RightousBob 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How does Zionism fit in?

[–]JasonCarswell 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thought not openly in the MSM much, globalists are synonymous with Zionists, as all of the top of the ruling class are in the same big club and we're not in it. There are more Christian Zionists than Jewish Zionists, but the very top are mostly Jews. Jews are not the main problem, the club is, and they have a club within a club. (Also, most Jews are not Sabbateans, like most Muslims are not Wahhabists - the worst by far of each kind - like "Christian" NeoCons.)

Directly or indirectly, Zionists run most nations and all corporations including banks. The banksters also control the military industrial complex. ALL of the "enemies" of Western Empire are the last holdouts against centralized banking, a common theme found in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran, Venezuela, North Korea, etc.

[–]Akali 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Hold on, they haven't mention they were pro lockdown nor pro massive redistribution of wealth to makes everyone poor.

They are left wing for sure, but I don't think they are commies.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

https://youtu.be/RLZOXm3zY1w?t=1963

[–]Akali 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

lmao, what is this xD.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

High School Madness is a parody of the Aldrich Family radio show, the Archie comic book and of 1950s youth culture in general. In the movie, Porgie and Mudhead investigate the theft of their high school, Morse Science High, by their rivals, Communist Martyrs High School, on graduation day.

This is Porgie's response to a student from Commie Martyrs High

http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Crush_That_Dwarf,_Hand_Me_the_Pliers

(I grew up listening to Firesign records, and would recommend this one specifically.)

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Do you like mass shootings of people you don't agree with? Should this happen more often?

[–]logicalfallacy 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I swore an oath to defend this country against enemies foreign and domestic. I swore my oath on the constitution, and lockdowns with fines are a violation of freedom of assembly, allowing censorship online while claiming private company benefits and also having the freedoms of a free speech platform is a violation of our freedom of speech. So to answer your question, yes, if that thing is the constitution I swore to protect, and people like you want to try to shit all over it, I am bound by oath to make you my enemy.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Thus with regard to this, your answer is "no, you would not want Americans to be murdered in mass shootings, and you've sworn an oath to prevent this where possible"

[–]bobbobbybob 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

"smoothbrain" what an insult. You aren't implying that brain size and structure is related to intelligence, are you, because, that's RACIST

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

It may be disablist, but also justified, referring to right-wing lissencephaly, because many on the "right" make about as much sense as tits on a turtle

[–]Comatoast 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Those are transturtlekin, and your comment was insulting to their desire to chestfeed other animal offspring.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I believe what u/bobbobbybob means is that since some races, and women, have smaller brain areas than white men on average, to bring that up brings up the race thing. Also sexism, but Bobbo didn't say that one.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

See, this is why i like you. You understand where I am coming from when I don't spell out every step of a snark.

I forgot to remember that I need to hand-hold people through linking bits of data that are commonly talked about and argued about on the 'net

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Damn Bob, I had no idea you liked me.

[–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

you and diogenesjunior are my favourite contributors here

[–]Tom_Bombadil 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"Shill" being someone that doesn't agree with my right wing schizo politics.

Have you already received all of your EXPERIMENTAL injectable gene therapies?

Not that it matters, because they admit it doesn't prevent viral transmission.

There's no personal/public benefit to getting it; except for corporate profits.

I hear they also give you a sticker.

[–]bobbobbybob 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

hello leftist weirdo

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    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Let's see - what does Valhala(alt account) contribute to Saidit? Nothing but 24 days of hatred. You've still not answered my question: where did your "grandfather [kill] thousands of communists"?

    [–]ballooon 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    In their wet dreams probably.

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      [–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

      This post was ASTROTURFED® with the kind support of your friendly neighborhood LXXXVIII

      This is the forum equivalent of seeing gangsters beating down on convicted pedos.

      You stand there and watch for a while. Nothing wrong.

      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      The obvious thing that's wrong is that you're living in an area with gangsters and pedos.

      [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      The obvious thing that's wrong is that you're living in an area with gangsters and pedos.

      Well, I don't have kids.

      The weather is nice, and it's affordable.

      [–]ReeferMadness 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      But he is!

      [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (27 children)

      I expected like 3 people to see this before the ironleft astroturfed it. Sorry u/Jasoncarswell and u/socks. I wanted to make the point I am sick of this constantly popping up in threads. And I am. Can we talk about something else instead?

      [–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

      he shoots, he misses!

      [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

      I don't know what you mean by that but what I said is dead serious. I posted this here as an easy way to embed a jpeg in a comment to Jason. If the ironleft didn't astroturf it then maybe two people at most looking through old threads would have chuckled at it.

      [–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

      I meant that you were trying to call out the /u/socks is a shill posters, but it failed? or did I misunderstand, is socks really a shill

      [–][deleted] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

      Jason replied to an old comment of mine at 2am, saying socks is a shill. I was already sick of the whole issue. So I made that meme in reply, joking an angry old man just had had to write about socks at 2am.

      [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      Not that old. I'm trying to work my way down my pile of messages.

      [–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      That's what I thought. Phew. JC has long been in my block list. He bombards me with shit/dick content otherwise.

      [–]RightousBob 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

      If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck.

      [–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

      He's just a troll.

      He winds people up so people are not going to shut up about him.

      But diving into conspiracy theories about a poster who is clearly having a great time on the reaction is a bit daft.

      [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

      Not just a troll, a polite troll that gets you more engaged, pretending to want to learn, yet never changing their shill stances.

      Needs a new term - "politroll"?

      [–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

      That would just be a normal troll outside the US where people have manners.

      [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Yep, I only find comatoast cool

      [–][deleted] 0 insightful - 4 fun0 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

      gets you more engaged

      Magnora wants engagement?

      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      We were talking about socks, not M7.

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      Who benefits from higher engagement? Who sees trolls everywhere, yet trusts one little puppet? Who has refused to promise he won't sell out? Whose hand moves the sock? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

      [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Excellent questions.

      If you are engaged in a timesuck, you're not being more productive, however you want to define that.

      I'm guessing most active SaidIt users know prolific socks and his views and others' views of him. He's unlikely to sway many if any of these minds. However causal, rare, and new readers might be influenced or at the very least remain steadfast in their views like his if they at least see someone sharing their opinions. There's no shortage of evidence that most people don't stand on their own. Most people will get the vaccines only because others will. That's why it matters.

      The ruling class tells billionaires to pay millionaires to tell the middle class the poor are the problem - and that they all need vaccines. They are the puppeteer hands lodged up sock's mind. His mouth moves with their ideas. Whether he gets paid or not it's still shilling behaviour in support of vaccines and authorities and all their crimes, directly or indirectly. We must reject all the rigged systems.

      [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      Yes

      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

      Sick of it, yet you ping me to keep the drama going. I don't mind. Sometimes it's tedious, but at least it builds awareness.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      I was just writing, nobody was up.

      [–]Zapped 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

      Maybe it was more of a confession. AmericanMuskrat = 15 letters. 5 digits on each hand and foot. You wear 3 socks when you have a sock puppet on your hand (2 on your feet and one on your hand). 5 + 5 + 5 = 15. Alternate username confirmed.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zZwICjDVFY

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      Brilliant

      [–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Hell, I don't know what's real on here and what's acting. I just go along to get along.

      [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      The CRT monitor is a nice touch.

      I see he upgraded to a wireless mouse.

      [–]bobbobbybob 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

      lol. every day, socks is stirring

      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa7U9uHl0Zc

      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      It's 2020, when we ebonify that for the times we say "I been shook."

      [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      FIFY: "I got shook."

      [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Shhh

      [–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

      u/JasonTheNigger will not read this

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Don't be an asshole, Airbus

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Probably not, he hasn't logged on in a year.