Do you want to know what /u/RighteousBob said about you (according to the rumor I just made up)?

He said:

bob-cubed is so fat that the layers of folds have covered up the mangled and defiled remains of his managina.
These folds have created a deep, multilayered pocket that Bobcube's boyfriend enjoys poking with his penile implant.

Of course, I'm paraphrasing his statement.
I can't remember exactly how he said it.

Yep. He was pretty upset.
I told him the rumor that you said:

/u/RighteousBob stuffs his trousers with the enormous taxidermied penis from some inconceivablly endowed African transwoman

I somehow doubt that has anything to do with his mood.

I can't recall where I heard all of this.

Anyway, /u/RighteousBob said he has decades of experience with saber dueling, and that he's equally handy with a revolver.