Crowna virus didn't make itself.

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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

You think the Coco flu is a superbug? If not, then there are a few possibilities.

It could be:

  • Natural (or minimally modified, as I suspect most flus are)
  • Has an intentional, but yet-to-be-determined physiological impact
  • A bungled superbug

The hysterical media/government reaction is 100% a hoax.

China had it's own motivations for initiating this hoax, because there were months of environmental protests opposing pollution in Wuhan.

You're not allowed to protest there, so thousands of people were furious AF and literally willing to risk it all.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

It could also be an engineered bioweapon(s), bad statistics, or, I'm leaning toward the idea that viruses are not even what they've been saying all along and that they're testing us for stuff we naturally have in our systems, and blaming it on that, meanwhile something else is actually causing the problem(s). Kind of like a magician using distracting gestures.

For example, what if, and I'm just pulling this out of my ass with zero references made up on this spot with no science nor credentials... What if you were a pesticide manufacturer and you had something that was pretty good but like peanut butter poisoned some folks, but mildly, mostly? Maybe you could develop scientism to make it seem like a flu, and you modify your pesticide recipe every season, and you focus your scientism research on different parts of naturally occurring RNA code, etc. Or instead of pesticides it's GMOs or something else in our systems (like fluoride or 5G or chemtrails (all clichés I know) or whatever we don't control), or substitute whatever you like. Maybe it's all an epic food/health/scientism trick. Or maybe I'm now overreaching.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I know what you're saying.

Viruses are solvent devices created by the body to do X or Y.

This is a fact. Viruses are the natural nanobots that change a single cell into baby, etc.
They are the biological construction workers that operate in the background.

They are communicable cause that herpes can spread. My college roommate dated a girl who denied it was a cold sore.
His face later confirmed it was a cold sore.

So the nanobots can jump similar ships.

I have serious doubts about the possibility of contracting viruses from bats, or monkeys. :-/

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

At least from this whole thing I've learned that "viruses" are actually as important to us as bacteria, and so much of us is this "extra" matter.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Are you referring to junk DNA, which is basically a portion of biological code that is archived, and no longer being used?

Edit: or after you referring to the virome, which is active virus bioecology

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

When I said "extra" matter, I meant that humans are largely water and half bacteria and viruses and mites and such (more or less) and our DNA is actually only half (more or less) of our mass. Plus I have a tape worm. :P

[–]DffrntDrmmr 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

humans are largely water

Tell me about it. I'm two-thirds water and make a splashy sound when I walk.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I know right? My diaper makes the same splashy sound when I walk too!