Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.

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[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

I've never cursed you. I don't believe in woo.

I point out your hypocrisy. I will not stop unless you stop first. Call it creepy if you want.

Your effort to maintain SaidIt seems inauthentic in all-caps on /s/Funny - especially when you troll others and drag down discussions regularly. But if you think you can police SaidIt go for it.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

BLOCKED

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Does the truth hurt that much?

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I AM PHONING THE POLICE NOW.. SEX CRIMES DIVISION.. STALKING.. HARASSMENT.. IMPLIED RAPE.. SUGGESTED MOLESTING..

YOU ARE FACING SOME SERIOUS PRISON TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um3qENg364c

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

no, No, NO! Don't call for the police! Call for a pizza. Extra gate.

Oops, I dropped the soap. You are facing some serious prison peril if you don't pick it up - or if you do. Either way you're fucked.

Imply what you like, but be careful what you advocate.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I AM WARNING YOU NOW... THIS IS A RECORDED LINE.. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FHrCHhQE

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Your impotent threats have become tiresome and boring.

If you want to play police then let me handcuff you to the bedposts.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

omg, just stop it jason.

this is becoming ridiculous.

stop stalking me.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

stop stalking me.

Then stop wearing that cute dress. Here, let me help you take it off.

Or...
Stop responding to me and I'll have nothing to respond to.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

oh my, you are quite the charmer, arent you?

you are some kind of borderline psychotic.

hint: that isnt a good thing.