I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]aaarrgh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't do that. Those who did, are no longer among us.

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]raven9 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A Jew, a despicable liar and a child sex trafficker walks into a bar. Bar tender says, "Well I guess it's just you and me tonight sir, what can I get you"?

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You sound like a moron who thinks "antisemitic" jokes are intended to offend and not be funny. Are you by chance jewish?

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I told him to do it. It's my fault.

Next: Muslim jokes.

RIP

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When submitting a new link, scroll down to 'options', and deslect the box next to "send replies to my inbox".

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]scryforhelp 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well at least you tried

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wasn't planning on actually doing a bit like this, but I feel like this works as a post on Saidit.

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

1 What did the waiter say to the group of Jewish women sitting in a restaurant? “Hello, is anything okay?”

2 A Jewish woman in a hospital says to the doctor that she wants to be transferred. The doctor says, “What is it, the food?” She says, “The food is fine. I can’t kvetch.” “Is it the room?” he says. “No,” she says, “the room is beautiful. I can’t kvetch.” “What about the staff? Is there a problem with the staff?” She says, “No. They’re beautiful people. I can’t kvetch.” “So why do you want to be transferred?” he asks. “I can’t kvetch,” she says.

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

…Maish and Benny, who walk by a church whose sign says that anyone who converts will be given $1,000. Maish goes in to check it out. When he returns, Benny says, “Did you get the $1,000?” And Maish says, “Don’t you people ever think of anything but money?”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]scryforhelp 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm all for critisizing jews for their actions and beliefs or telling antisemitic jokes but these are just cringe.

If you ever decide to do stand up please link it to us so we can watch you bomb

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Socks, stop spamming my inbox.

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When you tell a peasant a joke, he laughs three times: once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when he understands it. When you tell a Polish nobleman a joke, he laughs twice: once when you tell it, and once when you explain it; but he never actually understands it. When you tell a Russian officer a joke, he only laughs once. He’ll never understand it, and if you try to explain it to him, he might put you in jail. When you tell a Jew a joke, he interrupts you to say that he’s already heard it, and, by the way, you’re telling it wrong.

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A Jewish girl becomes president and says to her mother, “You’ve got to come to the inauguration, Mom.” The mother says, “All right, I’ll go, I’ll go. What am I going to wear? It’s so cold. Why did you have to become president? What kind of job is that? You’ll have nothing but tsuris.” But she goes to the inauguration, and as her daughter is being sworn in by the chief justice, the mother turns to the senator next to her and says, “You see that girl up there? Her brother’s a doctor.”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A rabbi, a priest and a Baptist minister are talking about who is the best at what they do. Is it the priest, the minister or the rabbi? So, they decide to separately go into the woods and convert a bear. Whoever is the best at converting a bear is the best at what they do.

So, a week later they meet and they ask the priest: “How did it go?” and he says: “It was fantastic! I read to him from the Bible, and Sunday morning he was in the front row of the church.”

Then they say to the minister: “How did it go for you?” The minister says, “Fantastic! I found the bear in the woods, I gave him one of my sermons, I took him down to the lake and baptized him and Sunday morning he was in the front row of my church!”

Then they look at the rabbi and he’s in a body cast from head to toe. So they say, “What happened to you?” He goes, “Well, I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What did the Jewish mother say to her porn actress daughter after a gang bang?

“You were the best one.”

(Sarah Silverman)

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A woman called the switchboard of a hospital and asked how Mrs. Schwartz in room 102 was doing. The switchboard operator put her on hold for a minute, then came back and reported: “Mrs. Schwartz in room 102 is doing very well! Why, just this morning her lab work came back and everything is normal. Her doctor is pleased and says she will be able to go home next week.”

“Hurray!” shouted the caller.

“You must be a relative to be so happy,” observed the switchboard operator.

“No,” explained the caller, “I’m Mrs. Schwartz in room 102. Nobody tells me anything!”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Two hundred years ago in Poland, a town’s Jews were in a panic: a Christian girl had been found murdered, and the Jews were worried they’d be blamed for the crime.

The town’s rabbi called a special meeting to discuss the situation. Just as everyone was sitting down, a Jewish townsman ran into the hall. “I have wonderful news!” he told the gathering. “The murdered girl was Jewish!”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Moshe was a religious Jew who sported a hat, beard, and suit. He prayed in the synagogue every day, kept Shabbat, ate only kosher food, and gave abundantly to charity.

When Moshe turned 80, he thought, “I’ve been good all my life – let me try to have some fun.”

He went to a barber and shaved off his beard. He took off his hat, and bought some jeans and a tee shirt. He bought a brand new convertible too, drove to Las Vegas, and was cruising the strip, when – bam! A truck hit Moshe’s new convertible.

As Moshe lay in the wreckage, he called out “God! I’ve been a good Jew my whole life! I know I slipped a little the past few weeks, but did you really have to do this to me?”

“Moshe?” a Heavenly voice called out, full of concern. “Moshe – is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All his life, Shloime hoped to win the lottery. Each week, he’d pray to God intently, pleading that this be the week he’d finally win.

For years he prayed for the lottery – but he never won.

Finally one day, in the middle of Shloime’s fervent prayers, a heavenly voice was heard in the synagogue: “Shloime, buy a ticket already!”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Two men, a Jew and a Gentile, were marooned on a desert island. The Gentile immediately got to work, dragging rocks to spell out “SOS” in huge letters on the beach, gathering driftwood to build a bonfire, and thinking about ways to build a boat.

The Jew, however, merely sat on the beach and waited.

“What’s the matter with you?” the Gentile exclaimed. “Don’t you want to be rescued?”

The Jew said calmly, “Look, I live in a city with a big Jewish Federation. Last year, I donated a million dollars to them. The year before, I donated a million dollars to them. This year, wherever I am, they’ll find me!”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]knob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again asks for the time and again the older man ignores him. Frustrated, the younger man finally asks, “Why won’t you answer me when I ask you for the time?”

The older man sighs and explains: “Look, if I tell you the time, we’ll start to talk. Then when the train comes, you might sit down next to me. Perhaps we’ll get to know each other, and maybe I’ll eventually invite you to my house for Shabbat dinner. Maybe then you and my daughter would really get along – why, you might even get engaged! And why would I want a son-in-law who can’t even afford a watch?”

I wrote a standup bit about jews. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]being-poisoned 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

10/10, the crowd erupts in sneers

BOXING GLOVES by spartalink in funny

[–]GeorgeCarlin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You ever heard of bandages ?

I wonder why, even big guys don't attack me.

FYI: I'm only welter-weight and learned all "my" boxing-skills from a black person, that nowadays, sadly died.

You're hurting on your hands just implies you were never surprised.

First thing I learned, in my teens: Box straight and use your legs.

That is why my nose ain't broken and never will be.

And I had a black guy mentoring my white ass, ftw.

BOXING GLOVES by spartalink in funny

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most of us would have thought that gloves were invented to protect people against blows, but instead they emerged as a method of safety for small bones in the hand.

Must of us have never thrown a punch or seen real bare knuckle boxing?

BOXING GLOVES by spartalink in funny

[–]spartalink[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The boxing gloves They have been among us in different presentations since the beginning of this sport, about 3000 years ago. In ancient Greece, hands were wrapped with leather bands to protect them. There was no type of padding in <a href="https://spartawarrior.com/product-category/boxing-gloves/ ">boxing gloves</a>, it all started off very improvised.

Prince Andrew - Nonce in a Lifetime by sproketboy in funny

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is not my underage lover. This is not Epstein's Island. How did I get here?

Prince Andrew - Nonce in a Lifetime by sproketboy in funny

[–]DONKEYBALOGNA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Prince Andrew is a horse's ass he doesn't deserve to eat chocolate pudding he's a f****** dick he gets what he deserves f*** him

Mass Among Bun (by E;R) by CompleteDoubterII in funny

[–]CompleteDoubterII[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While this is a film review, I only watched the video because I thought it would be hilarious (and it was); I never saw Glass Onion.

there he lies by aaarrgh in funny

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

there he lies lays

Chickens lay eggs.

Did a friar oversee his service?

The few, the proud, the mentally handicapped. by Bridgeheadprod in funny

[–]SoCo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Crotch-less panties to match.

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]Pantypicker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

An electric one

Ok, so yet gonna be a smart ass.. that's fine.. then I will just say that solar isn't the end game solution that some seem to think it might be.

Solar is the equivalent of a "trickle charger" and I would be surprised if it didn't require three or four days at a minimum to get a decent charge that would allow you to travel fifty miles.

Maybe try again...

Which solar powered ev do you have?

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

An electric one

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]Pantypicker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jokes on you, my solar panels charge the car

Which car do you have that charges on solar?

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jokes on you, my solar panels charge the car

debt limit by aaarrgh in funny

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/kWFNw3I.jpg

Future Asteroid That Threatens Earth May Be Near-Indestructible, Scientists Warn . . . on the basis of . . . three specks of microscopic dust. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. It's a religion.

Future Asteroid That Threatens Earth May Be Near-Indestructible, Scientists Warn . . . on the basis of . . . three specks of microscopic dust. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The entirety of astrophysics is bullshit at this point. Every single time they get some new data it doesn't fit the models. Nothing has fit the models for more than a decade, yet those models still haven't been thrown out. It is the very definition of pseudoscience.

The few, the proud, the mentally handicapped. by Bridgeheadprod in funny

[–]Newzok 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, it wouldn't be out of place in some weird space opera.

Future Asteroid That Threatens Earth May Be Near-Indestructible, Scientists Warn . . . on the basis of . . . three specks of microscopic dust. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can tell, you have some experience with the "science" of archaeology

another load by aaarrgh in funny

[–]KongPongMooHong 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

burn the Quran instead of toilet paper

The few, the proud, the mentally handicapped. by Bridgeheadprod in funny

[–]KongPongMooHong 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The mask comes from island c culture, they don't like to show skin.

In it's full form, it is called a niqab.

debt limit by aaarrgh in funny

[–]KongPongMooHong 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Solution:

1) print out fifty trillion of u.s. currency and ship it to China.

2) shipping cost, due on delivery, fifty trillion.

Debt is paid in full.

Solution two:

Attach a $6k tax to all apple products sold in u.s.

debt limit by aaarrgh in funny

[–]DefinitelyNotAnAgent 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What a lame ass meme.

Future Asteroid That Threatens Earth May Be Near-Indestructible, Scientists Warn . . . on the basis of . . . three specks of microscopic dust. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]eater_of_gods 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They sound like historians who write about the future.

Today's episode has be brought to you by the letters FFS by jet199 in funny

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can see it.

German Police VS The Mud Wizard by sproketboy in funny

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in my whole damn life 🤣🤣🤣

it's all racist by aaarrgh in funny

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...and transphobic, homophobic, sexist. These words no longer mean anything. Congrats lunatic left fringe! You've done what normal people have been trying to do for a while. Throw light on the fact that race, gender, sex, orientation are not achievements or anything to be proud of and no one owes you anything just because of them.

World Economic Forum Presents Command And Conquer by sproketboy in funny

[–]sproketboy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vee is always insightful.

World Economic Forum Presents Command And Conquer by sproketboy in funny

[–]P-38lightning 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was great.

Night Coffee by N01 in funny

[–]N01[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Source

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]TurboChangs2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

guys who get no pussy since middle school basically have one option: become feminized

what else are they gonna do?

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Little boys have been jealous of big dick guys since like forever.

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Western society actually has the most extreme sexually dimorphism.

The more equal men and women are under law the more different men and women become.

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]pandorasbox 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

facts about evil.. ~jesus

https://youtu.be/hvp60-RDyAQ

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Amen brother.

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat by hfxB0oyA in funny

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A beta cucks pussy ass tears are the lifeblood that helps me lift heavy shit and put it down over and over again.

Advertisement vs. Reality – The Reddit App (spyware) by Handroid7 in funny

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kind of late but https://www.wp-tweaks.com/android-app-tracking-reddit-and-google-news-are-horrible/

https://www.reddit.com/r/pihole/comments/tolq3g/fyi_it_seems_that_the_reddit_app_is_responsible/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/zbxhqx/heres_a_video_of_the_branch_metrics_company/

Railroad Safety by Gravi in funny

[–]Gravi[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's 50 seconds of educational material, how else would you know to NOT do that what the kids did?

Railroad Safety by Gravi in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's 50 seconds I'll never get back.

Railroad Safety by Gravi in funny

[–]Gravi[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You shall not fuck around with our trains!

Railroad Safety by Gravi in funny

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The world is envious of Latvian train technology.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And then you asked the most retarded Question in the known universe, thinking it meant something.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

and then?

Commute with your car on the train they said. . . . Delayed Amtrak Auto Train arrives 37 hours after departure by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

fair

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are the illegal immigrants vaccinated? That "dead wood" you speak of, are your fellow countrymen.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nice title. Shame if it were corrected. Or submitted to the correct sub.

The FDA Advisors Who Rammed Through Approval of the Bivalent Booster, Are Acting Upset That People Who Took This Shot Are More Susceptible to COVID Despite Putting No Thought to the Ramification of DNA Altering mRNA Injections

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then they had no choice. They should have advised against. This isn't hard to understand. They were derelict in their duty to reject a recommendation.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They weren't 'conned'. They knew it was an mRNA treatment and not a vaccine. Those are deadly, and failed all earlier trials. Best case, these advisors were willfully ignorant, and are culpable for their actions.

Commute with your car on the train they said. . . . Delayed Amtrak Auto Train arrives 37 hours after departure by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have fun mate. Less crowds on the train is fine by me.

Commute with your car on the train they said. . . . Delayed Amtrak Auto Train arrives 37 hours after departure by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trains suck ass even when they work. Give me a highway and let all the plebs ride the trains.

Commute with your car on the train they said. . . . Delayed Amtrak Auto Train arrives 37 hours after departure by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Normal day for Amtrak then.

Thing is trains are fucking great when they work. American trains don't because the system and infrastructure is woefully shit and there's nobody competent to go in and fix them. Just a bunch of weirdo Americans train-sexuals that get a hard on for taking 72 hours to ride from New York to Los Angeles and who get angry when you point out anyone who actually has a job will just fly instead.

If they want to improve trains and increase ridership (something I am greatly in favor of) they need to dump these rediculous nation wide green new deal rail improvement plans and focus solely on developing robust urban train system that get people from where they live to where they work. And they need to police them to the point that the experience isn't more unpleasant than sitting in traffic.

If you had a safe, clean , and fast public transportation option available, people will use that instead of driving. Because you aren't forcing them to give up their cars, you are giving them a better option that lets them skip traffic and parking woes.

Course, they'll do some dumb shit like with the LA Subway, goes from downtown to Compton, as if anyone wants to go between there. Also until very very very recently didn't even go to the airport which is like the #1 fucking thing you'd want to use public transit for.

Instead the US is left with the joke of a public transportation system that is literally worse than most developing countries. Not because of any bullshit like Americans love of cars, but because the government is incompetent and corrupt. Just like a third world country.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]jagworms 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even so, they approved it, knowing they hadn't read it. They can't really complain that they were tricked, unless there was unseen pressure on them to approve it, when it was plain to see they were unprepared to do so.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The dead wood has cleaned itself out. They keep getting the jabbyboosties and they're going to die in the next few years.

which is problematic for lots of reasons but this is the only remaining nonsense that the conspiracy nutters from 2020 said which hasn't come true yet so

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://substack.com/inbox/post/96149947 Igor sums it up nicely I think

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]StillLessons 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Corruption is a complex word.

These are people first, and only second doctors. Just like the general population, doctors have serious emotional hacks, very easily manipulated by those interested in doing so.

My point is that the "corruption" of these doctors is very thorough, not just in the sense of "pay them for their opinion" (though this also exists, without a doubt), but that they are literally incapable of perceiving an objective enough perspective to trigger the necessary skepticism for honest science. They are surrounded by their equally corrupt friends, they develop group-think (e.g. Albert Bourla is a friend of mine... I'm sure they did good work...) and just rubber stamp whatever the fuck comes across their desk. They are equally prone to depression and anxiety (actually moreso than the general population).

The myth of "medical experts" as a cultish, slavish group to follow ends NOW.

Their weak human nature - fed by the vapid culture idolizing them - has created a monster which many are still too asleep to recognize, even as it is fully out from under the bed and acting in broad daylight. The medical establishment is proving itself radically, lethally incompetent / evil (some of each).

It's going to take decades to build a cadre of good physicians after this. We haven't even begun to clean out the dead wood yet...

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

an FDA spokesman, told CNN in an email that “the FDA received the preprint less than a day prior to the advisory committee meeting,” and “the information was therefore not provided in an adequate timeframe for it to be included in the agency’s meeting materials, and generally the FDA only discusses data at advisory committee meetings that the agency has had the opportunity to substantively review.”

No SIR. They can NOT be expected to review a paper in one day. It's not reasonable.

The FDA advisors who RAMMED through approval of the bivalent booster jabs are now, only now, realizing they have been conned and are acting all upset that people get MORE covid with this shot. by iamonlyoneman in funny

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Despite these imperfections, the data was included in a preprint study that was posted online in June, again in September in an FDA document and then later that month in a top medical journal – and advisers to the FDA and the CDC said the data should have been shared with them, too.

So . . . only trust the company that stands to get a brazillion dollars' profit, when they give you the rosy-numbers presentation? Cool.

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing by Gaydolf_Titler in funny

[–]aaarrgh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's always Putin's fault or else it's the Russians' fault.

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing by Gaydolf_Titler in funny

[–]aaarrgh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

glasses: check, white apron: check, looking serious: check, clean environment: check. These are experts, without a doubt

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing by Gaydolf_Titler in funny

[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's Putin's fault

Jupiter by aaarrgh in funny

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jupiter flings asteroids at Earth. Big Brother Jupiter is a jerk.

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing by Gaydolf_Titler in funny

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We don't know but it's not the vaccines, say the fucking traitors, collaborators, Judas goats. You will not be forgotten.

The Harry Interview by jet199 in funny

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Off with their heads!

The Harry Interview by jet199 in funny

[–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s interesting.

What do you think of the royals?

The Harry Interview by jet199 in funny

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hard to know given how much they contradict themselves.

There's a theory that Meg is encouraging Harry to "speak his truth" in such a stupid way so she can use it against him in the future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhgWE9L0Fb8

The Harry Interview by jet199 in funny

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only the bits Harry mentioned in the interview/book.

All of the bits with William and Kate are of course royal propaganda, by someone who loves to have the monarchy shit on them, and feels sorry for those wankers.

Harry and Meghan left at a good time.

The Harry Interview by jet199 in funny

[–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How much of this is true?

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I give you permission." I don't think it works like that. If it did, I'd just get my black friend to give me a N-pass.

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If Indian people smell like ass, it is because they wipe their ass with their left hand.

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gaaaaaah TikTok! No! Bad!

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While traveling there, I got it down but now cannot do it. Not as easy as it looks.

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep - that 'head waggle' is the answer to EVERY question in India - a country of various ethnicities.

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For a dollar, do the head waggle that means, "God only knows." I don't think that's racist.

Must not be racist... by jet199 in funny

[–]mut 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

wholesome

Jews Flip Out, Find Out for the First Time That the Word “Jew” is Used in a Derogatory Manner by Oyveygoyim in funny

[–]raven9 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When I was a kid at school the word jew was an insult.

orgone accumulator by aaarrgh in funny

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I imagine the more kids people had the more likely they were to get one.

In the eternal afterlife, y'all can go hangout with Margaret Thatcher and talk about buzzwords, brainwash, and mental conditioning, and I'll go kick it with Kurt Vonnegut, IDGAF by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are Turtles included in that description?

In the eternal afterlife, y'all can go hangout with Margaret Thatcher and talk about buzzwords, brainwash, and mental conditioning, and I'll go kick it with Kurt Vonnegut, IDGAF by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are Thatcher and Vonnegut the only options?

orgone accumulator by aaarrgh in funny

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They're great for all sorts of things. Look at how many books it takes to prop open the door.

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