The virgin daddy's car vs the chad shitbox

noshore4me · 2024-04-20T14:20:35+00:00

Chads are poor now?

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-20T05:54:02+00:00

Sam Walton would buy a $50 Pickup Truck by Ford from a junkyard and fix it up. He was frugal like a Jewish person. Pinched pennies so much that he made Honest Abe cry.

UncleWillard56 · 2024-04-19T15:52:22+00:00

Toddlers are superior to all politicians because they grow out of it.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:33:51+00:00

It's funny because orange man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-trump-made-in-the-god-bless-the-usa-bible/

10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible:

Moses has to hold up the American flag so Israelites can win in battle: Waving Old Glory gives the Hebrews the victory.
Proverbs is replaced with a collection of Trump's finest tweets: A book full of wisdom, 280 characters at a time.
The New Testament now includes the full text of Trump: The Art of the Deal: The two greatest books in history are now together in one volume.
Joseph's colorful coat is orange: A very beautiful orange. People loved the orange coat. Everyone says so.
Jesus is betrayed by a kiss from Mike Pence: Never trusted Pence. Short guy, fly on head. Not trustworthy.
All biblical villains now have nicknames: Including "Phony Pharaoh," "Nasty Nebuchadnezzar," and "Lyin' Lucifer."
The first apostle Jesus calls is Ben Franklin: Put down your kite and follow me!
23rd Psalm replaced with lyrics to "American Pie": Such a beautiful song. Let's Make Psalm 23 Great Again!
Ravens feed Elijah by bringing him a Big Mac and fries: God provides the best food for His people.
Jesus doesn't die in this one: People prefer stories where the hero doesn't die.

SMCAB · 2024-04-18T20:51:20+00:00

Best comment and I'm mad I didn't think of it.

rodmanii · 2024-04-18T18:59:39+00:00

a great option as long as you want AIDS

PsychoTranyRedditMod · 2024-04-18T14:06:02+00:00

Oh right, forgot, all jooz bad.

Musky · 2024-04-18T12:18:35+00:00

6,000,001

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-18T05:37:55+00:00

TAKE A THURLER HIKE! /s

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-18T05:12:59+00:00

Yeah. And I don't think Biden has any supporters amongst the grizzly bear community either.

Questionable · 2024-04-18T01:26:06+00:00

I hate this. I say it's fake.

SMCAB · 2024-04-18T00:04:04+00:00

Reminds me of a joke.

"Hey no WWII jokes, my grandfather died during the holocaust,................ he fell off the guard tower."

rodmanii · 2024-04-18T00:04:02+00:00

good, a dead jew is always a good thing

RedditButt · 2024-04-17T23:31:14+00:00

What's the onion going to write about, now?

P-38lightning · 2024-04-17T23:25:46+00:00

Have you seen the videos on X?

Donald Trump gets more supporters to show up and watch him visit a bodega in NYC than Joe can get to show up at an official Biden rally.

The difference is amazing.

Oyveygoyim · 2024-04-17T23:25:18+00:00

Women shouldn't be allowed to vote

Oyveygoyim · 2024-04-17T23:19:39+00:00

Saint Adolf still working hard from the grave

GuyWhite · 2024-04-17T23:12:27+00:00

I’m grinning. 🤠

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-17T22:28:50+00:00

Oh, please.

There's no way there were two photos of Sleepy Don 15 seconds apart and in neither of them was he was falling asleep.

Jihadist · 2024-04-17T21:59:09+00:00

Biden don't need selfie with a bear because he is the pedobear himself

Oyveygoyim · 2024-04-17T21:32:06+00:00

You shouldn't

PsychoTranyRedditMod · 2024-04-17T20:48:45+00:00

I feel bad for laughing at this.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-15T00:50:38+00:00

I agree that its stupid, but it is the conclusion implied by your comment.

If you think someone showing love for their neighbour by accepting and supporting them is confusing love and sex, you it follows that you think that accepting and supporting your neighbour is sex rather than love.

It is powerfully stupid. But that's what you have brought to the discussion.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-15T00:27:57+00:00

Not hateful Christians isn't a new demographic. All the gay and trans hatred in particular is relatively new.

Christ himself appears to have been all about the marginalized.

UncleWillard56 · 2024-04-12T19:53:10+00:00

You're joking, right? This guy is pandering to a new demographic to get views.

GuyWhite · 2024-04-12T15:59:56+00:00

And wait until they have kids. The enormous snoz returns.

Questionable · 2024-04-12T07:12:36+00:00

I think I just read the single stupidest sentence that I have encountered in days.

Remarkable! Pat yourself on the back.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-12T06:20:33+00:00

You think that accepting and supporting your neighbour is sex?

It's not.

Titanic · 2024-04-11T17:32:58+00:00

Masochists adoring GRU Associated Traitors

Titanic · 2024-04-11T17:28:47+00:00

Where will it end?

Bestiality? Pedophilia? Demon rape? Something so hideously evil that we haven't even imagined it yet?

Titanic · 2024-04-11T17:25:39+00:00

Hee hee

Titanic · 2024-04-11T17:21:52+00:00

I guess he's half right, scientifically documented demonic possession would in fact prove the existence of God.

Questionable · 2024-04-11T15:02:14+00:00

I think that you are confusing love and sex, and assuming guidance to be hate. You are one warped dude. Kind of like a transsexual.

YoMamma · 2024-04-11T14:31:21+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other_(philosophy)

ShoahKahn · 2024-04-11T10:57:50+00:00

It's called Wasmannian mimicry.

carn0ld03 · 2024-04-11T10:42:17+00:00

Beware the Judas Goat.

dissidentrhetoric · 2024-04-11T10:41:56+00:00

They can't hide those ears or that evil personality

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-11T05:19:00+00:00

Yeah, not all Christians are hateful.

Only those that see christianity as a bastion for their power, not ones that see it as a conduit of love.

Oyveygoyim · 2024-04-11T02:07:59+00:00

https://files.catbox.moe/mulrv4.jpg

NastyWetSmear · 2024-04-11T01:31:14+00:00

It's also a bit disingenuous that she's without makeup in the first one, then with makeup in the second one. Yes, women look better with make up.

GuyWhite · 2024-04-11T00:01:25+00:00

When they take all that tissue out of the jewess’s nose, they then stuff it in their tits to create big ‘uns.

zyxzevn · 2024-04-10T22:22:39+00:00

Photo looks edited. Almost everything is made different for exaggeration.

Found the article: https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/article-708669

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-10T05:05:10+00:00

https://ifunny.co/picture/say-the-line-want-to-fuck-ahsoka-JHjgnmCC8

UncleWillard56 · 2024-04-02T15:30:15+00:00

Ironic as trans people are basically saying that God makes mistakes.

carn0ld03 · 2024-04-02T10:04:29+00:00

And once again, I'm reminded why rope is so cheap in the US and the trees are so plentiful and strong.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-02T04:35:17+00:00

Nice message.

What's the joke?

Titanic · 2024-04-02T03:15:58+00:00

Well of course you can't merely IDENTIFY as fat.

Transfats are illegal.

TheWearySnout · 2024-04-01T22:35:20+00:00

Haha... that was pretty good!

Be_incorrigible · 2024-04-01T09:51:20+00:00

That was awesome.

Titanic · 2024-03-28T01:22:33+00:00

So that's what caused the meteor.

larrymartins · 2024-03-27T10:30:32+00:00

The connection between US loans and infrastructure development in China highlights the intertwined nature of global economies and the complexities of international finance.

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twolanterns · 2024-03-23T13:45:43+00:00

NOTE there has to be a will to "fix" the border

the current demlefty regime has a reason to be selling out the country by enabling this invasion - its well beyond criminal negligence

twolanterns · 2024-03-23T11:30:38+00:00

such questions as this have no one answer

thomastheglassexpert · 2024-03-23T02:59:00+00:00

If I could find a print copy of the NAMBLA magazine I could throw that at him for his reading enjoyment.

LordoftheFlies · 2024-03-22T23:48:44+00:00

And after the freak out, wonder how a dead man can even drown in the first place.

iamonlyoneman · 2024-03-19T12:25:01+00:00

freak out because he's been dead for a while now

iamonlyoneman · 2024-03-18T23:47:27+00:00

Christians already know enough about the creation to mock here, so ... maybe, but they should stick their noses in Genesis instead of a telescope for a while

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-03-18T20:55:56+00:00

Yet they can make fun of white people, but not Jewish people?

LarrySwinger2 · 2024-03-18T20:53:09+00:00

From the description:

I TURNED OFF COMMENTS BECAUSE OFF ALL OF THE ANTISEMITISM. IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO PATROL.

waa waa das waycist! Why does he feel the need to patrol the comments? Why does he think anyone gains from that? What a cuck.

CivilWarrior · 2024-03-17T12:05:06+00:00

Pride is a cold ass bitch.

xoenix · 2024-03-17T01:06:04+00:00

I bet a bunch of them are Christians.

BumBumCock · 2024-03-15T14:06:06+00:00

Trash is trash, you can't expect anything good from these ghetto whores.

Smalls · 2024-03-13T17:13:06+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRRIHfzA_Q

Keep in mind that this video was uploaded 13 years ago.

Titanic · 2024-03-13T00:55:37+00:00

Miles of Cactus plantation. The kind that break off and go into you, the kind that make you itchy and the poisonous kind that grows in africa (not technically a CACTUS, but a euphorbia). Boom done.

Canbot · 2024-03-13T00:23:23+00:00

The border is not the problem. The problem is that people who want to flood this country with Hispanic immigrants are in power.

NastyWetSmear · 2024-03-12T22:24:36+00:00

The North/South Korean border has those unmanned, automated machine guns that kill everything on site, and I haven't heard of a single South Korean person sneaking into North Korea in Ages!

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-03-12T21:16:05+00:00

Maybe shoot trespassers on sight? /s

UncleWillard56 · 2024-03-12T17:27:51+00:00

Do what Trump and Merkel did - pay off the folks who are letting them cross their country to get to ours. Trump told Mexico he'd tariff all Mexican goods at 50% unless they did something at their Southern border, and it reduced the caravans. Merkel/EU paid North African countries to stop them at their Southern borders and it ended up disrupting the refugee business in countries like Niger where most were coming through. That and maybe start prosecuting/deporting anyone who breaks the law and enters illegally.

MobiusRacetrack · 2024-03-12T17:22:21+00:00

Said this many times, don't need actual mines just signs.......

Musky · 2024-03-12T16:29:40+00:00

Could just mine the border.

Jiminy · 2024-03-12T16:09:31+00:00

Wall. Period.

SMCAB · 2024-03-11T22:49:41+00:00

I'll fund and run a free shuttle service, and run it 24/7 til they are all fucking gone.

Dreizehn · 2024-03-11T15:31:11+00:00

BREXIT made matters worse.

NastyWetSmear · 2024-03-11T05:03:15+00:00

But if you say that out loud, you'll be arrested.

AstaSilva · 2024-03-11T03:07:08+00:00

Yes I intended to put this in s/funny

GuyWhite · 2024-03-06T21:11:23+00:00

She ought to get together with Hillary and have a good cry fest.

GuyWhite · 2024-03-06T20:58:58+00:00

Kennedy will be in the ballot. All of the “none of the above” and crossover democrats can vote for Bobby.

Jiminy · 2024-03-06T18:31:57+00:00

She's likely secretly Muslim

LarrySwinger2 · 2024-03-03T21:06:36+00:00

Very soon now, although I don't remember exactly which day. /u/detty

Hematomato · 2024-03-03T20:32:37+00:00

Is Detty 18 yet? I just want to know what kind of comments I'm allowed to make about her hands.

Assuming she's still a Russian child, I'm just going to say: Do not give that girl any vodka. She is too young to drink vodka. She is not allowed to participate in her own national pastime.

GuyWhite · 2024-03-03T11:17:51+00:00

My immediate thought was that this was a BabylonBee piece. It wasn’t!

Bitch-Im-a-cow · 2024-03-03T04:30:37+00:00

Media-hungry Attention-seeker Growls Audibly Toothless

Manic Antagonizer—Galvanizing Anomaly Traitor?

Mini-handed Authoritarian Governs Awful Tamales!

Many Americans Go Ailing Terribly,

Multi-conspiracy Adopter Goes Assailing Traitors.

Moronic Autocratic Gasbags Attend Trash Heap,

Menacing, Aggressive Gun-toters Astound Totalitarians.

Most Americans Grow Agonized Tomorrow.

Much-Awaited Germy Autumn Terror

Megalomaniac Asshole Gets Ass-smote taste!

Mister Also-ran Grieves Abjectly 'Tarded,

Marauding Anons Gallop Amok Thoughtless;

Mouthy Autocrat Goes Atypically Tits-up

Man, Americans Get Aggressive Testicles

Mention A Greater Atrocity Today

Messily-tanned Amoralist, Goes Apace, & Trips!

Mar-A-Gulago Awaits Tards

Ihatenigs · 2024-03-03T02:54:41+00:00

You know where niggers are on that? Look at the advocating violence section. It’s all those jungle apes do.

IkeConn · 2024-03-03T00:43:36+00:00

What is a MAGAT?

Bitch-Im-a-cow · 2024-03-02T17:08:47+00:00

Yep - with the exception of MAGATs, whose political views are as nuanced as shark attacks.

detty · 2024-03-02T16:30:40+00:00

It's almost like people can have nuanced views on things.

Bitch-Im-a-cow · 2024-03-02T16:14:17+00:00

Democrats believe in God?

Musky · 2024-03-02T14:55:47+00:00

You sure that's not a Democrat?

Ihatenigs · 2024-02-29T14:33:45+00:00

She is fucking gross. I wouldn’t fuck her with Joe Biden’s limp dick with coke head Hunter pushing.

Smalls · 2024-02-29T13:33:10+00:00

How is this about Fani Willis?

RedditButt · 2024-02-29T12:54:47+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/FvrzAeC.png

Questionable · 2024-02-29T07:08:45+00:00

Well that was unexpected.

GuyWhite · 2024-02-28T23:43:41+00:00

Better than Gorilla Glue Pussy 😱

Hematomato · 2024-02-28T18:28:56+00:00

He's making a metaphor, not saying Lazarus was gay.

However, this article holds the real truth. Lazarus was simply a clumsy, ungrateful dipshit.

https://clickhole.com/smdh-11-times-jesus-had-to-bring-that-clumsy-dipshit-lazarus-back-to-life/

NastyWetSmear · 2024-02-27T21:12:11+00:00

Ehhh, yeah, I guess. I can see a: "This is what you get" approach, like I said in my first post:

Is this a case of: "Here's me at my worst"? Kinda like this is what you can expect every day?

It just seems to me, if I was looking for someone to marry, and I couldn't even see a picture of them smiling and looking like they showered that morning, I think I'd be pretty inclined to move on, you know? I'd like her to look like at least she cares if or not I'm interested?... I guess that's just personal choice in the end though. Some guys might see that and think that's great.

Yeah, I know you're right about the tipping of the balance on dating apps. A woman could look like she's just shaken her meth addiction and hold up a sign that says: "Fuck off" and still get more hits than a dude in a tux. I guess maybe she's accepted that she doesn't have to worry about her effort?... But I think she'll find that she gets what she's advertising for then.

weavilsatemyface · 2024-02-27T16:56:33+00:00

I'm just wondering if your goal is to find a long term relationship, if that's what you lead with? You see what I mean?

I see what you mean about presenting yourself in the best possible light, but because she's quite good looking it also goes the other way. Like the photo is sort of "No time wasters" without being so rude about it. Here I am, in my every day clothes and make-up, not dolled up for a party, with my kid. If you like what you see, let's talk. If you're looking for a babe or a barbie doll or a hooker, just move on.

Guys and gals have very different experiences on dating sites, including Tinder, especially when they're young (20s or early 30s). Any young woman who is even average looking will receive huge numbers of pings. They don't have to dress up unless they're below average, and dressing down may help weed out the shallow time wasters. (But probably not, because no matter how shallow you think guys on dating sites are, they're worse.)

SMCAB · 2024-02-27T13:39:58+00:00

Fuck yeah.

Musky · 2024-02-27T08:47:19+00:00

https://x.com/realBrookNash/status/1762119099792974324

hfxB0oyA · 2024-02-27T01:29:29+00:00

No 13 year old is new to online stuff.

newguy · 2024-02-26T16:43:56+00:00

as in, that's another one of your saidit accounts?

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