Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.
submitted 2 years ago by Chipit from (self.funny)
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[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (17 children)
THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST AND MOST HATEFUL STUFF... THIS MAKES THIS FORUM USELESS.
THIS GOES AGAINST THE PYRAMID OF DEBATE ON SEVERAL LEVELS.
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS SITE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHATS.
https://saidit.net/static/PyramidDebate.jpg
[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
It's a joke. This is a joke forum. Why you buggin'?
[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
欢迎到中国私人谈话。 您可以选择一种或另一种选择。 带上纸和杯子。 不准带宠物。 总是戴避孕套。 如果您喜欢阴茎,请带上浴帽。 许多人喜欢在书的封面上找到计算机程序。 有时乒乓球有助于减轻女性和某些男性的压力。
现在加入中国共产党。
中国女士爱你很久了。
http://chinacupid.com
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (14 children)
Stones + glass houses.
[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (13 children)
You stalking me is getting creepy, for real.
You have several times cursed me, and now you seem to be obsessed with stalking me?
Cease and desist.
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (11 children)
I've never cursed you. I don't believe in woo.
I point out your hypocrisy. I will not stop unless you stop first. Call it creepy if you want.
Your effort to maintain SaidIt seems inauthentic in all-caps on /s/Funny - especially when you troll others and drag down discussions regularly. But if you think you can police SaidIt go for it.
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (10 children)
BLOCKED
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (9 children)
Does the truth hurt that much?
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (8 children)
I AM PHONING THE POLICE NOW.. SEX CRIMES DIVISION.. STALKING.. HARASSMENT.. IMPLIED RAPE.. SUGGESTED MOLESTING..
YOU ARE FACING SOME SERIOUS PRISON TIME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um3qENg364c
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 2 years ago (7 children)
no, No, NO! Don't call for the police! Call for a pizza. Extra gate.
Oops, I dropped the soap. You are facing some serious prison peril if you don't pick it up - or if you do. Either way you're fucked.
Imply what you like, but be careful what you advocate.
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (6 children)
I AM WARNING YOU NOW... THIS IS A RECORDED LINE.. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FHrCHhQE
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
Your impotent threats have become tiresome and boring.
If you want to play police then let me handcuff you to the bedposts.
use the following search parameters to narrow your results:
e.g. sub:pics site:imgur.com dog
sub:pics site:imgur.com dog
advanced search: by author, sub...
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[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (0 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (14 children)
[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - (13 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - (11 children)
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (10 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (9 children)
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (8 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - (7 children)
[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (6 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (5 children)