Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead

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I’m actually torn on this one, and I honestly can’t believe I’m saying it.

I just feel like there’s a time and a place.

A nude beach is fine. A drag show and pride parade is not.

[–]sandmax 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I flash in the shower

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I agree

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A nude beach is fine. A drag show and pride parade is not.

If a parent takes their children to a nude beach, then their asking for it.

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You know Jack Black was raised by nudists?

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jack Black was raised by nudists?

White, jackers.

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Wait, what? Are you saying a nude beach is fine for nudity but drag shows and pride parades aren't or that drag shows and pride parades are for nudity but public beaches aren't?

Drag is adult entertainment = sexual entertainment. Always has been - why would that not be the place for boundary pushing nudity and sexuality? Same as pride parade, so you must mean the beach is not the place, and I'm high and rambling on the internet. That's probably the answer.

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Yea. That’s exactly what I am saying. Kids should not be apart of sex acts. That’s illegal.