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[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Reminds me of an old joke:

Your car gets a flat on a deserted highway late at night, but you see approaching headlights, slowing down. Should you hope your rescuer is a Democrat or a Republican?

Well, the Democrat will form a working committee to study proposals to draft a white paper to implement model legislation to create a Department of Saving Women on Lonely Roads.

The Republican will change your tire.

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

From the classic Tips for Northerners Moving to the South

4) If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

[–]Maniak🥃😾 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But who will pray for the engine to start again?

Probably both at this point.