In other news, frogs are about to grow wings in order to keep their asses from slapping the ground every time they jump, and "progressive" Democrats have commissioned a study, to prove to the American people once and for all that *you can, in fact, pick your nose with boxing gloves on if you progressively expand the circumference of your nostrils to accommodate them.

The secret to success for the Democratic party is their ability to convince millions of Americans that by putting in the work of taking as many baby steps as you can today, and progressively adding to those steps as your stamina allows, you will eventually arrive at a bus stop, where like minded people congregate in order to board a blue bus that will take them closer to a destination that has yet to be determined, but is infinitely better than any destination the red line is traveling to.

The key takeaway is don't stop thinking about tomorrow, because it takes a village to raise a child who understands that we can keep hope alive by standing stronger together, and working toward a future to believe in where the Democratic party strives to ensure it's owners that *nothing will fundamentally change.

The Circle D Corporation has no problem with messaging. They know the demographic they're tasked with managing like the backs of their hands. Winning elections and serving the needs of society is of secondary importance in maintaining the security firewall Government Inc. protects it's institutional investors from the people with.

Win or lose, the Uniparty goes back to work the next day like nothing ever happened, secure in the knowledge that the American people are content with eating shit, but knowing them well enough to understand that they're particular about the color of the bowls they eat it from, and the volume of shit they contain.

Same as it ever was...