This sub used to be cool before it got taken over by the Vaccine, Trump, and Russia people. I can no longer be a part of this community. Why y'all gotta spend so much time bashing bernie, AOC and the democrats? I thought this was a bernie sub.

submitted by SudoBreakSandwich from self.WayOfTheBern

This place has clearly been taking by right wing larpers. Whatever happened to just "hey, I like bernie, HBU?"

Its like you guys are 50% russian, 50% right wing, and 50% "I support left wing policies such as medicare4all and a $15 minimum wage".

How can you undercover MAGA folks live with yourselves, leading these double lives? Where do you find the time to do all this detailed research on left wing policies and issues, and then utilizing that info to criticize democrats from the left? Do y'all really not have anything better to do?

Heres a thought - you want to be a Orange MAGA chud? Fine by me, just do it the old fashioned way - by going to Trump rally. And doing other right wing stuff. I dont know all the details of what that involves, but YOU certainly do. Because you are right wing larpers.

Lets make it an exercise for the reader - YOU, the right wing undercover maga troll, go figure out some good right wing activities to do. I dont have the time to research all this shit.

Just dont come here, to OUR Bernie sub with your sinister intentions to get us to turn against the democrats by pointing out all the ways that democrats have failed the left.

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[–]FThumbv3 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

YES! DADDY PUTIN IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW! HE'S GIVING IT TO ME SO GOOD! HE THINKS THE LARP IS WORKING! HE THINKS THE LARP IS WORKING! NO ONE WILL EVER REALIZE WE ARE ACTUALLY FASCISTS!!!!!

Aw, he's done already.

[–]Orochiwe don't need no water let the mother[honk] burn 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Don't worry, you know I'm a true leftist because I'm against all the past wars even though I'm very rabidly in favor of the current one! Yes, those past wars that I called you all Assad Apologists and Putin Puppets for criticizing. Now I'm hip enough to be against them, but I'm going to flame you and call you a traitor until you get on board for the current one.

[–]BerryBoy1969It's not red vs. blue - It's capital vs. you 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It used to be cool before some people forgot that the Circle D Corporation is their only viable option for winning in our owners two choice selectoral system, and that Democrats Inc. have officially been designated the lesser of the two evils given us because they support your freedom to be anyone you choose to be.

We pragmatic progressives who understand the fear we've been taught by our owners media to feel 24 hours a day, chose to swallow our own puke, accept a half bowl of shit, and ride a blue bus driven by a guy who lost his last job as an elevator operator because he couldn't learn the route.

We left this godforsaken cesspit of principled political positions, and threw our efforts into saving our owners demockracy, and the two choice selectoral system they allow us to use in order to vote for the candidates they've selected for us to elect.

We're the people who stepped up to the plate and voted for a daft meat puppet, because our owners media told us he was the best candidate to defeat the Guy who beat the most qualified, most experienced, and most electable candidate ever invented by mass media for consumption by idiot consumers.

Since then, we progressive democrats rallied around our party's progressive movement, made JusticeUs Democrats a laughing stock household name, elected the largest number of neoliberal democrats into the New Democrats Coalition in the Blue Wave! of 2018, and saved our owners demockracy for them in 2020.

And what have you losers done since then? Yeah... That's what I thought...

You're welcome.

[–]Centaurea 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

because they support your freedom to be anyone you choose to be.

Except if you choose not to be a Democrat. 😱

("Not Dems" comprises about 75% of the American people. So 25% of Americans get to be anyone they choose to be. The rest of us can go suck eggs and die, apparently.)

[–]BerryBoy1969It's not red vs. blue - It's capital vs. you 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

("Not Dems" comprises about 75% of the American people. So 25% of Americans get to be anyone they choose to be. The rest of us can go suck eggs and die, apparently.)

Well, our owners only allow us to choices to win with. If you're not pragmatic enough to determine which of the two is the 'lesser' of the two evils, those 25% of us who still believe Democrats are the better choice, will be fighting our hearts out to represent those 75% who yearn to be whoever they want to be as well.

Trust us. Our owners have entrusted us to manage the expectations of every American that doesn't identify with the values of the evil Republican party. That's why we value diversity and inclusion as much as we do since NAFTA destroyed our industrial sector and destroyed the middle class as we knew it.

We're approaching what may be the most important election since the last most important election of our lifetime. Please think hard about the kind of government you want to see, and join us in the Progressive Movement as we reach out to young people of America who don't know any better, and work toward keeping Democrats Inc. the only viable choice to the Republican party in our owners two choice system.

As long as we accept the parameters our owners define for the Circle D Corporation, we can change anything we want within them!

I'm reminded of a quote by Nikolei Hollingsworth Rokosopolous who said: " Don't let good enough be the enemy of lesser evil..."

[–]FThumbStay thirsty, my friends 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Masterful.

[–]SPedigrees 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

From the sideboard:

WayOfTheBern is not a Bernie Sanders sub but it strives to emulate his WAY of building coalitions with political opponents on those issues where agreement can be found.

[–]FThumbStay thirsty, my friends 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Got one!

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

lol, I hate this meme but I guess I have to use it here:

 

Tell me you don't know Sudo without telling me you don't know Sudo 😄

 

And he made this one pretty obvious...

 

Where do you find the time to do all this detailed research on left wing policies and issues, and then utilizing that info to criticize democrats from the left?

[–]LeftyBoyo67Tired of Dem Pefidy 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That's a lot of bait on one hook ;)

[–]Matterofprinciple 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

We are all in fact Bernie talking to himself. Like Vanilla Sky!

[–]Centaurea 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've sometimes wondered what the 1960s-'70s Bernie would say to the Bernie of today.

[–]harrybothered 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You and me both. Also could apply to Neil Young, Stephen Stills, etc...

[–]bucetao6969Im a guest here. Do not take my opinion as of a community member 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

lol

[–]CNicholsonArt 9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Preach it. I just want to celebrate Nazis as freedom fighters, advocate for the internment of anti-vaxxers into concentration camps, and the criminalizing of speech that is offensive to me without some right winger questioning my virtue.

[–]tsanazi2 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Or, people who accuse war skeptics of being Russia stooges are the real LARPers

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

How can you undercover MAGA folks live with yourselves, leading these double lives?

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Like my hero Trump, I wear a red necktie so people can't tell if I'm a MAGAist or a Wobblie 😺
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[–]Maniak🥃😾 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah! Get off our bernie sub!!1!