I'm sick of hearing that Canadians are "nice"!

submitted by Dr_Funkenstein from self.VigtesSickofThisShit

As someone from this country, I am sick and tired of hearing how nice we are. All throughout our entire lives, the schools and media tell us how fucking "nice" we are, and everybody's proud to be Canadian because we're "nice".

What do you mean nice? Passive? Weak? Never standing up to evil or bad government? Being trendy leftists? Not being able to own guns? Not having the right to sue, or the right to freedom of speech?

Fuck that. I don't buy that crap anymore.

I'm sick of this shit!

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[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

i am not from canada and even i am sick of hearing it. stereotypes are killing creative thought and have nothing to do with reality.

the powers that shouldnt be pulled the same number on the brits with their 'tight upper lip' and other programming from the msm.

[–]Mnemonic 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Great! can't agree more! Stereo types (as I showed/explained above/other comment) are truly a Nazi era type thinking. I mean, if I adhered to them I wouldn't be here on this site, the makers of this site would have been cast away as posioned up 600lbs or more consumers trying to make a buck. [If they are, well played... :p JK /u/magnora7 sounds too skinny and /u/d3rr too rational (zen-like even with his remarks, too human... but yeah Zen) totally not not like American 'Tourists' I've encountered.]

Anyway yeah I was stereotyping again, I don't hold my stereo typees against you... it's just a 'tag' like 'ping' that goes off soon to be discredited... Never did I spot a stereo type american here and even if you are, I will gladly help in my internet comment capacity...

Ahhh did it again! Well, first of all, make love to yourself, if you ever need MY opinion about You based on stereotypes I can tell you: You might have a problem anyway :D

[–]wizzwizz4 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The stereotypes are based on tourists from two generations ago. Does that explain it?

[–][deleted] 0 insightful - 4 fun0 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I'm now a huge fan of sterotypes :) :D

[–]Mnemonic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

sterotypes

'Murication' hehe! (It's a pun on Americans being dumb, which is a stereotype)

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry.

It's our Ministry de la Propaganda.

[–]Mnemonic 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nice does mean a lot of other things than you summed up. Probably it's meant in a way as to more community related or even context related.

I get your points, but IMHO (European) it's a better 'stereo type' to have than the Americans have...

[Heck! You're filthy socialists to some americans, but you do enjoy healthcare like europeans, you might be the missing link for humanity to get over the 'group' think of europa and the 'dickheads' from america to become a better species]

My opinion is: Better than the French, worse than the Germans. I have a lot of my family tree living in Canada and they are DOWN TO EARTH in a not to overly (crazy American evangelistic) pagan/Christian way. Ehmm.. Individualistic is a good way (maybe not perfect, but hey, no country/community is)

EDIT: so yeah, more funny than insightful.. if you can get through your snow packed skull you horse riding maple syrup slurping human being!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We also have better education, health, and an outsider perspective on the absurdities of the American Dream.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Back in the day, I was stationed near the Canadian border. Enlisted guys weren't allowed into most Canadian bars and clubs.
Cause Canadians are too nice.

(Americans soldiers like to fight, in Queens).

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's bad enough getting Michigan kids coming to Windsor because our drinking age is a few years younger. Stupid kids. Get off my lawn!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Windsor, huh?

I assumed you lived in Saskatoon.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not yet.

[–]Dr_Funkenstein[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe that was just a excuse, to keep you guys from getting hurt.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That has to be the reason.

[–]Vigte 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

No kidding, most of the people I meet here in my daily life are dull, self-absorbed and low energy.

When Canada takes over the world, you're ALL going to be sorry.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, not sorry.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Steven Harper is a good man.

[–]Vigte 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This is neither funny nor insightful! He is a member of the Council for National Policy!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is why Ralph Nader is the Best!

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, not so, not sorry.

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When Canada takes over the world, you're ALL going to be sorry.

This is a hilarious phrase.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry.

[–]Mnemonic 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is this apology True though?

{get it? Trudeau :P} [I hope it work phonetically]

[–]Entropick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At least someone's nice on earth...