Badass would go star platinum and toss your body in a dumpster

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[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

While I might not win, yes I am going to do my best to wipe the floor with any motherfucker that spits in my face...

Granted at my current job there are actually DNA collection kits in case some fucking cunt does spit on you, but the general joke is "trust me there will be plenty of DNA to collect, because that cunt is going to be bleeding..."

Although nobody has spat at me the one wanker that made it look like he was going to was under no illusions over what was about to go down if he did.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I mean I think it's perfectly justified to beat someone who assaults you first, but is it a smart move? I don't think so.

As they say revenge is a dish best served cold. I could lose my temper and give them the dumb fight that they want. Or I can sue them for emotional damage and enjoy the show when they try that stupid shit with a judge and let the prison system fight my battle for me.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can see your point, I really can. But spitting on me in general is going to get a reaction. Spitting in my face however is going to generate a massively violent one.

I highly doubt I could let it pass.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no! They are entering Goblin Mode! That'll defeat their foes...
I wonder what they think will happen if the person they are beating up also gets "Very mad"? Do both their rage super powers cancel each other out?

Also, I didn't know u/MVP0 posted his hypotheticals on other sites as well.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfdJdZ5_guM

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The people writing those comments: https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/asian-nerd-with-ugly-face-using-laptop-isolated-white-background_9083-9664.jpg

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They think life is an Avengers movie where the good guy always wins the fight. People who probably struggle to lift their carry on luggage over their head to get it into the bin are gonna pick up and put someone in a dumpster, AFTER expending energy kicking their ass in le epic fight.

People who have never been in an actual fight are usually the loudest voices in the room to tell you how they are gonna kick the imaginary assailant’s ass.

SO many things can go wrong in these situations. Someone may just be trying to provoke you because they are looking for a fight. They could be trained. They could be armed. They could just be fucking crazy. A shoving match can end up with someone smacking their head on the pavement and getting a serious head injury or even dying.

You’re gonna go all Walking Tall on some motherfucker? And is he just not gonna fight back? How’s your cardio? If it sucks you better hope you “win” quickly, or hope the other guy isn’t in better shape. Otherwise you’ll be gassed in about 15 - 20 seconds and you’ll be praying for someone to step in and stop it.

Yeah, it’s hard to let an insult to one’s honor go, but sometimes it’s better to simmer for a few hours than end up in a situation that gets out of control with life altering (or life ending) consequences.