I was removed from the bathroom while peeing

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[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Who the fuck takes consoles with them while going for drinks at the pub/club?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The socially-maladjusted neckbeard who knows he's not actually welcome at any sort of social gathering, and will consequently spend any gathering that he does manage to attend tucked away in a corner and ignored by the rest of the crowd. He lowkey hopes that whipping out the vidya will get him a crumb of favorable attention, possibly from the mythical gamer girl who will want to spend time talking to him instead of those filthy normie bastards.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The same type of men who would rather be at home playing video games than out at the pub/club, but are convinced that tonight they might actually have a chance at shaming some lesbian into a date.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Either someone extremely autistic or just socially awkward as fuck. Though I don't think these types go for drinks at the club normally. I have encountered a couple of people like this who will just be like "who wants to play video games! I've brought the switch" and it's like lol of I wanted to play video games I'd stay home, then they cry and whine to Facebook about how everyone hates them because they're (insert oppression points here) while everyone else is having fun in the karaoke booth. Which everyone in the Karaoke booth can see because it was publicly posted and they're all like "wow this person would rather sit outside and complain about how they are oppressed then come in and have fun with everyone else, yikes not inviting them to anything ever" and they are basically slowly excluded from all social events as people realize they're a social liability and they become increasingly online and increasingly unhinged.

That said, I think this story is fake.

there was nothing in it besides my Switch, cases for my Switch games, DSi XL, 2 regular DSis and the old fat DS model

Who the fuck brings 5 consoles in their bag? One I can see. Maybe two. But five? Four of which are more or less exactly the same?

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was my first thought...But my second thought was "bet they would not kicked a chick out of the club for using the male toilets..." and lets face it that shit is going to be a lot more common than this.