12 Rules For Cis Men Interested In Dating Trans Women

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

Rule #1: It's not a woman, it's a man.

Rule #2: If you date another man, you're not heterosexual.

Rule #3: Surgery does not trump biology. So pre-op or post-op doesn't matter, it's still a man.

Rules #4-#12: Refer to rules #1-#3 and repeat as needed.

[–]LtGreenCo 12 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

Rule 1a: Get used to the smell of shit, whether it's the pre-op butthole, or the post-op rot pocket.

Rule 1b: Get a therapist. You're going to need help to deal with this kind of self-inflicted trauma.

Rule 0: Get a sex doll. It's more sanitary and less embarrassing to be seen with in public.

Rule -1: Most men would rather jump off a bridge than be intimate with a tranny. Just sayin.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Rot Pocket from Bandai!

The rottest toy this Christmas!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rule 0: Get a sex doll. It's more sanitary and less embarrassing to be seen with in public.

Honestly, even a farm animal would be more respectable.

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Get outta here with your logic!!!