12 Rules For Cis Men Interested In Dating Trans Women

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

Rule #1: It's not a woman, it's a man.

Rule #2: If you date another man, you're not heterosexual.

Rule #3: Surgery does not trump biology. So pre-op or post-op doesn't matter, it's still a man.

Rules #4-#12: Refer to rules #1-#3 and repeat as needed.

[–]LtGreenCo 12 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

Rule 1a: Get used to the smell of shit, whether it's the pre-op butthole, or the post-op rot pocket.

Rule 1b: Get a therapist. You're going to need help to deal with this kind of self-inflicted trauma.

Rule 0: Get a sex doll. It's more sanitary and less embarrassing to be seen with in public.

Rule -1: Most men would rather jump off a bridge than be intimate with a tranny. Just sayin.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Rot Pocket from Bandai!

The rottest toy this Christmas!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rule 0: Get a sex doll. It's more sanitary and less embarrassing to be seen with in public.

Honestly, even a farm animal would be more respectable.

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Get outta here with your logic!!!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

Wait, they actually have an item telling people not to fetishise troons? Surely the Troon-fetishists are the only demographic interested in dating a Troon?

Also, troons complaining about fetishists whilst neck deep in their own fetish is pretty ironic.

Also, I used to read GQ in the late 90s and early 00s and I do t remember it being like this at all. When was it taken over by young white women with danger hair and septum piercings?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They don't want the fetishists because it reinforces the fact that they're not real women/men. Normies validate the delusion, on the other hand, and give them "passing" cred.

[–]Wanderingthehalls 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

There has been a troon takeover on a lot of mainstream magazines. Teen Vogue which you'd imagine would be about fashion for teenage girls is all about how to have anal as a transman or how lesbianism with penises is great.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because teen vogue is pretty much run by a couple of rich gay men.

[–]JulienMayfair 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

telling people not to fetishise troons

See, if you're attracted to trans women, you shouldn't date trans women. You should only date trans women to prove how virtuous and right-thinking you are.

[–]William_World 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

GQ owned by conde nast like reddit. It's always been for bisexual men

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Am I gay?

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

i don't know you except that you say you read GQ so you were bi curious at least

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Nooooooooo!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Worst Halloween Evah!

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well yeah, because their fetish is to be treated like a cis woman, when they obviously aren't.

[–]alladd 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

GQ Presents: How to Be Gay

No but really, I love the use of "doll" as a new shorthand for troons; the pure objectification really seals in the flavor of misogynist fetishism.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

The repeated use of "doll" is screaming AGP or buffalo bill.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Ironically I think a HSTS may have wrote this, judging by the "ex-boyfriends" line at the top.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Where did that word come from though? This is the first time I've seen it used.

[–]Horror-Swordfish 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It immediately made me think of Cyberpunk 2077, where "dolls" are essentially prostitutes with literally empty minds.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

or Ghost in the Shell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-ASO-ypxk

[–]Horror-Swordfish 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But why someone would look at that and say, "hashtag goals" is beyond me.

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like drag lingo.

[–]UncleWillard56 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"Don’t lead a woman on in any relationship" LMAO, says the traps!

No such thing as cis men and no such thing as a straight guy who likes troons. At the very least, they're bi.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because that's such a feminine concern, being lead on and not getting meaningless sex as soon as possible.

[–]bife_de_lomo 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/how-my-love-of-heels-helped-me-lean-into-my-transgender-womanhood/ar-AA1bWVzz

By the same author... but It'S nOt A fEtIsH!?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

As Western civilization creeps towards actual civilization, transgender women are living—and dating—more freely than ever before.

Lolol goddamn they're gonna love eastern civilization then roftlol.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Isn't it telling how readily they invoke gender stereotypes? 'Man up and defend your woman!'

[–]Ferretman 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Rule #1: Don't.

[–]jerkwad152 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rule #1 You're both faggots.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't even know what that headline means.

So rules for two gay boys dating? Help me.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Your "doll" may have a full beard. Deal with it.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Who the actual fuck needs this article? GQ… seriously? Stop pretending this is a thing we actual straight men think of ever…

[–]notafed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The one rule for trans women interested in dating cis men:

Don't bother. "cis" men aren't interested in dating other men because they're heterosexuals.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless your heart.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes, people write instruction manuals for situations that are so unlikely that they never end up occurring. This is one of those situations.