The gf/wife probably is just a figment of his imagination

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Can’t help but think that if we organised an anime con, gave out free tickets, travel and board and on day two bike locked the doors and MOAB’d the building it might be the greatest act of child protection in the history of mankind.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The Hawaiians have developed a novel solution to their volcano god problem. Since it's so much work to find and throw virgins into the mouth of Kilauea to please Pele and keep her wrath from interrupting luau night. They've simple put a sign pointing to the summit that says "Loli Waifu enthusiast convention." and a steady stream of willing sacrifices had kept the fire goddess's wrath at bay, though some claim that supplying the volcano with low quality sacrifices may invoke the goddess's wrath, that is a problem for the future, they have enough problems already, what's one more?

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And yet, the Furries walk free.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh, scrolled too far down on imgur, got reminded that it's a hive of lefty and progressive brain leakage :p.

Also, this guy needs the party van to swing by his house.