'Nobody told me how lonely being a man is': Transgender man weeps while explaining how much easier it was to make friends with 'open, vulnerable women' - and says he can see why suicide rate among males is higher

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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Yep, nobody told her that it's lonely being a guy because actual men don't find it lonely to be a guy. This is a classic example of the ladies just not getting it, like how they'll ask you what you're thinking about and can't wrap their head around it when you answer 'nothing'.

[–]FourteenDigitz 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like you’re the one who doesn’t get it

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your gender confirmation surgery.

[–]wylanderuk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

like how they'll ask you what you're thinking about and can't wrap their head around it when you answer 'nothing'.

Or who would win bat man vs bobba fett? Or how easy would it be to trim the hedge with a lightsaber, or 1001 uses for a lightsaber or If I was Darth Vader I could shut you the fuck up with my mind...Or its a pity the mute button on the remote does not work on people.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Totally Batman, as long as he was up against fat old Disney Boba Fett.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Batman wins against all versions of Boba Fett. Boba Fett is cool only when he doesn't do stuff. Forget the Disney heresies.

Boba Fett was at his most interesting without the suit, during that cartoon when he was trying to get revenge on Samuel L Jackson for killing his father. That's basically the only time he has any character.

In the originals he shows up in basically two scenes. And in one of them he dies like an idiot.

His one cool scene in the movies is when he hides in the trash and starts following the Falcon secretly. That's it. You don't even know his name in that movie. He's just a bounty hunter.

That trick was stolen from Obiwan anyway who used it against Boba Fett's father during their space battle.

The real question to ask is who would win in a battle between Bat-Man and Obi-Wan. That is a battle worth watching.

Bat-Man vs Boba Fett would go like this, Batman dodges Boba Fett's rope, throws batterang at Boba Fett and hits his Jetpack, Jetpack explodes, Boba Fett falls into the Alligator enclosure and gets eaten.

What kind of dumbass builds a jetpack for combat that is triggered by impacts?

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You nailed it. Batman vs Obi Wan, I'd put my money on Obi Wan, only because he's okay with killing people. That's a big edge.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Obi Wan wouldn't be able to use the "These aren't the droids you are looking for" on Batman so he looses one of his signature moves. Batman also being Batman would have some kind of lightsaber resistant SPF-9001 bat-spray in his utility belt which would make the weapon far less effective for Obi-Wan.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

True, but Obi Wan could force push Batman into the Joker's loving arms.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you sure you haven't just accepted it, because everyone forced you to?