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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Why you'd want to make a collective for queer indigenous artists specifically eludes me.

Because being a garden-variety white homo doesn't cut it anymore when you're addicted to attention and desperate to claw your way up to the next level of the Oppression Stack. At the same though, picking a "career" that requires you to, you know, sweat and labor like a fucking pleb ain't on, so let's go with "artist," which is vague enough that just about anything could be called your "art."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Well like anyone I can just pretend to be gay if I want. It's not like anyone can call me out on it without being painted as a homophobe, cause who I fuck behind closed doors is none of their business.

Naturally I can just make up whatever my racial background is as well, and I'm going to go with Martian, because Mars is cool and I can talk shit about Elon trying to colonize my homeworld.

Also gay Martians are actually straight by Terran standards so I don't actually have to do anything to prove shit to you.

Also you need to pay me one million dollars for the horrid crime of sending robots to my planet and infecting it with microbes and comitting genocide. Haven't any of you read HG Wells? My god.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Also you need to pay me one million dollars for the horrid crime of sending robots to my planet and infecting it with microbes and comitting genocide. Haven't any of you read HG Wells? My god.

Nigga Martian, please, your people invaded us first and spread that funky red plant shit everywhere. Everything we did after that was justified retaliation against colonialist ecoterrorist anti-vaxxers!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Human lies penned by a communist to justify your microbial terrorism against the Martian race.

Martians never invaded the Earth. Martian's came in friendship willing to extend an open maw to the other worthy beings of the solar system only to find a world infested with tasty genocidal primates.

You need to get your information from accurate Martian sources and not from poorly acted Tom Cruise movies. That guy is some prejudiced against aliens conspiracy theorist and thinks that dead alien souls are responsible for all the world's religions.

You should read the great alien work "如何做飯的人" as it is called in the glorious language of the Red Planet. Otherwise known in Terran by it's less accurate title. "How to Serve Mankind". It is all about how to tenderize humans and ensure they are properly prepared. Unlike your genocidal veganist ideologies humans we respect all protein compatible organic life and wish to make it a part of us.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I haven't seen historical revisionism like that since hoteps tried to claim that they were the original humans. And just like them, you're delusional.

Also, I never mentioned anything about Tom Cruise, but the fact that you immediately jump to shutting him down as a source of information tells me much. Are you trying to enturbulate me?!?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You must free your mind from the narrow dogmatic view of the darwinists and embrace, a larger view of survival of the fattest.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Marvin the Martian? I thought not. It's not a story the Terrans would tell you. Marven was so entranced by the Venusian form it is said that he would blow up the Earth to preserve his view of it. So sure he was that he failed to realize that a rabbit had managed to dress as the Venus and, in his hubris, he was defeated by some weird duck doing a buck rogers impression. Insidious. He could blow up other planets, but not his own.

Listen well to the wisdom of the Red Planet comrade. And free your mind from the Terran bourgeoise shackles and free yourself from the materialist bonds of your physical form through the Martian ritual of die-ges-ton via the art of dinh'er.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

survival of the fattest

comrade

bourgeoise

Hold up, you're not a Martian at all, you're just a pseudo-socialist HAES fatass looking for free meals. Well you'll get no fatty kibbles from me, hambeast. So weeble your ass on down the road on your overburdened mobility scooter and try with someone else!