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[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

$20 says Red turns straight next.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Red strikes me more as a "straight for pay" sort. Like, there's rent or something equally dire that needs to be paid right the fuck now and so it's time to sell that ass to some sweaty, leering hetero :D.

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Straight into another man's arse 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I call dibs

Gay.

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]NotalienHunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Legally as long as one of you wears a dress while doing it it counts a straight sex in the eyes of Tumblr (Inshallah).

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can go straight into my arse any day big boy. It’s the straightest thing I can imagine.