So they're not mermaids then?

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[–]Haylstorm 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm just confused, didn't they have classes as a kid? It's not competitive but teaches you the not drowning thing. Not saying everyone was a super confident swimmer but it was mandatory to learn at least. Or at least most countries I have been in/have friends in have those classes.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

But if you can't be a world champion and the prettiest mermaid possible, what's the point of learning to not drown?

[–]Haylstorm 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Shit I just enjoyed it as an activity without competition and it was good to know how to not drown. Are you telling me I've been swimming wrong this whole time?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, obviously. If you can't be the swimming master, then the world is against you and all you can do is drown to make them feel hurt. Those are the laws.