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[–]Fusrodamus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wow, what a brilliant defense! "I identify as someone who's incapable of sexual assault." Case dismissed!

I would sentence this guy to a long prison term for the crime of being insufferable.

If only the Catholic Church had realized that this was a viable strategy. "Your Honor, all Catholic priests take a vow of celibacy, so clearly they couldn't have raped these thousands of children."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I find you guilty as charged!

"Your honor I object! I identify as an innocent person! How dare you mis-sentence me!"