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[–]noshore4me 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (4 children)

Can any of these activists define what a woman is?

[–]Datachost 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Whoever wants to do the dishes of course!

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Women don't exist, confirmed

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just picturing the idea that there's a group of autogynephiles who get off on being performative women in regards to housework and raising children rather than sexual objects in the grossest way possible.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

These days, probably not without consulting the oracles and the starsigns. Because it's all gone so far into "WTF" country that only those could make sense of it anymore.

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    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Fuck women.

    I try, friend, I try. But they just look away in disgust and flee my presence.

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      [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      Yes.

      [–]Greykittymomma 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

      No wonder everyone thinks they are activists lmao... I think that's called being a lazy ass 😆

      [–]SJCringe 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      I mean, if neither of them are doing the dishes, there are two lazy asses in the house. But it does explain why all these people on Tumblr are calling themselves activists while I’m like “my tree planting and cleanups are community service rather than activism.”

      [–]Haylstorm 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      Oh fucking hell I've done the dishes for my bf before. He'd've done them himself but he'd decided to try and cut his thumb off earlier. This is ridiculous. No one wants smelly dishes building up. That's just gross.

      [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

      but he'd decided to try and cut his thumb off earlier.

      That right there is a boss-tier move for getting out of chores :D.

      [–]Haylstorm 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Def a new one! Especially when he doesn't mind doing dishes lol. Thankfully we went to A&E and he got stiches (and told by me he's not using knives for a bit) I'd rather do them than risk an infection. People need thumbs.

      [–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      Remaining a child is activism it seems

      [–]iamonlyoneman 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      This is why you need to have a long engagement, fellas. So you don't end up with a dirty house and a bitchy wife!

      [–]AkbarZip 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      All a woman has to do is not clean up, go have sex, and make sure her cock is stimulated to a nice orgasm that empties her balls. Got it.

      [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      Breaking up with you and making you go live by yourself is also activism. I am a proud feminist who doesn't want to support your lazy ass anti-feminist male dominated lifestyle which is why I changed the locks so you are forced to be a fully independent woman. Bye bye.

      [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Being a proud feminist ally by helping a woman learn to manage on her own without the agency-stealing crutch of male support!

      [–]loubag1997 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      I thought this was going with the whole “being a responsible adult is White supremacy” angle...

      [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      No, that's next week's rant. Come back then if that's what you're looking for.

      [–]yelgy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      takeout is activism. that must be why the feds are after me.

      [–]deusex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Well.....they must want you to be well-fed.

      [–]deusex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      If ordering takeout is activism, I must be the goddamn Unabomber.