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are you saying a fork with a slightly bent tine is no longer a fork?

No, it's still a fork, just not as good a fork as other forks. Now, if the fork twisted its tines together, beat the mass somewhat flat with a hammer, and declared itself a spoon, then it's still a fork as well but it's just gone full retard.

What if I use a chopstick to stab a steak?

Unless that steak was carved off of a vampire, and you're checking to make sure it's dead, then you're a dirty fucking pleb for bringing a chopstick near a steak to begin with.