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[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Excuse me, are you saying a fork with a slightly bent tine is no longer a fork? What if I use a chopstick to stab a steak? Give me a definition of a fork that encompasses all examples, the very essence of forks! /s

Fuck me, do I hate sophistry. Also a great opportunity to say "Fuck Plato"

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

are you saying a fork with a slightly bent tine is no longer a fork?

No, it's still a fork, just not as good a fork as other forks. Now, if the fork twisted its tines together, beat the mass somewhat flat with a hammer, and declared itself a spoon, then it's still a fork as well but it's just gone full retard.

What if I use a chopstick to stab a steak?

Unless that steak was carved off of a vampire, and you're checking to make sure it's dead, then you're a dirty fucking pleb for bringing a chopstick near a steak to begin with.

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