Straight people don't have the fetish cultures and the weird zoonotic diseases that gays do.

Oh my sweet summer child...

You're really innocent, aren't you?!

Historically, most "gay" relationships were between adult males and adolescent boys, and this pattern is typical still today.

Do you have any data on this?

You seem to be conflating homosexuality with pederasty, which is not only a clear demonstration of history illiteracy on your part, but also wrong.

Most pederasts were very affluent men who, surprise, were married to women and had children of their own.

And yes, most pederasts looked down upon men who engaged in adult same-sex relationships, with Plato and Phaedrus being two very famous examples of this.

On the straight side of things however, it's important to remember that child brides were a thing and still are even today on secluded, mostly rural areas. Hell, such practice was even endorsed by several religions thorough human history.

Oh wait, we don't talk about those because grown ass men wanting to fuck 14 year old girls is "trad", so yeah...

While it's certainly not the only reason one would become gay, the self-reported rates of childhood molestation by older males in gay men is disturbingly high (probably around 50%).

Sauce mothefucker, where is the sauce!

Never bring my pasta without the sauce!

The point I would make here is that homosexuality should be considered a paraphilia, as it had been prior to 1974, and that paraphilias tend to cluster together within an individual.

If that's your point, then you suck at it.