POE'S LAWCrazy Twitter feminist thinks football is rape

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[–]usehernameredditgender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

violently thrust a ball (sperm) into a 'goal' (vagina)

Not a fan of football because of CTE, but I laughed my ass off at this. Actually made me tear up.

[–]FalseFlash73chadkin 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This reads like satire but it is impossible to tell with these people anymore

[–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is what is known in the woketard set as "asking the other question". If something isn't obviously oppressive, you ask yourself different ways how it COULD be oppressive. It is a technique for discovering hidden oppression that otherwise may have escaped notice.

I wish I were kidding.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I mean she not completely off point.

Originally football would be played between two villages as a fertility ritual and in some places they actually win by putting the ball in a hold dug in the other village, quite a clear metaphor for sex.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's a "he". A guy in a wig who did spoofs of "feminazis" years ago. This one became a meme for a little bit.

Seriously you can even tell from the profile pic if you look a bit closer that that is a bloke.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That, or tacit acknowledgement that gravity makes placing something in a hole easier than balancing it on top of a post.

I read a little bit of that, but not far enough to see if she's a gravity denier.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I doubt that but even if true that is fine, it's sex not rape

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, this is why she gets close but then misses the point by a mile.

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

In 2002 SO l'Emyrne deliberately scored 149 own goals
...we're going to need a bigger vagina